On the topic of enlarging one's penis

[dolo amber]

Everyday I, like all of you, get in my junk mailbox the obligatory 19,485,034,953,043,049 emails inviting me to enlarge my (non-existent, as it happens) organ. And links to barnyard fisting video sites... This is my question: It utterly boggles my mind to think that people actually go for these things. (As far as actually purchasing, subscribing, whatever.) But they must, or these people would stop sending them out, right? Am I right? Dear GOD, someone tell me I'm not right...:shrug:

[MiltonLeBerle]

1. I find that rubbing mine usually helps.

[WhoCountsTheVotes]

2. I get offered products to enlarge my penis and my breasts

I haven't figured out who their target market is ... other than suckers :)

[leftofthedial]

3. I took them up on it once a month for the last year

Now I can't even get my pants on.

[XNASA]

4. Consider yourself lucky.

I did the same thing. Except now I can't get my pants off.

[leftofthedial]

8. LOL!

but I had to take my pants off to administer the "treatment"!

[plcdude]

5. you knew

you would get the above responses didn't you?

[JVS]

6. What do you have against barnyard fisting?

[TreasonousBastard]

7. I have discovered that..

having huge breasts and an enormous penis makes me very popular at barnyard fistings.

It was, a small, but worthwhile, investment.

[IggleDoer]

16. And you can get a job at the carnival!

n/t

[TrogL]

9. Two basic types

One is a pump. This is for men who simply can't get it up. The pump draws air away from the penis - blood flows into the penis to take up the volume and the penis becomes hard. Then you slip a rubber ring over it to keep the blood in and stay hard.

The other is a foreskin extender. This will stretch your foreskin and give you the flaccid appearance of about one extra inch. It's useless hard.

[sangh0]

10. I know some people who'd disagree

It's useless hard. :-)

[radwriter0555]

11. What you mens will GO through for a WOODY never ever ceases to amaze

me...

it's just astonishing.

[SOteric]

12. I wondered the same thing

to BritishHuman over the phone not long ago.

But he's explained the marketing economics of it, and no...I'm not sure they do get many responses. It doesn't matter, though. Even one response justifies the time, effort and costs, -which are all virtually nil.

[Skittles]

13. MEN, Amber

think MEN

[Kellanved]

14. This comic is asking the same question -

(from www.dorktower.com)


Actually sending such an Email costs about nothing. Even one buyer is a profit - very few idiots are enough to keep the business going.

[Kat45]

15. Amazingly, they do make a lot of sales!

I read an article about spam for penis-enlarging pills. It was a young guy (a teenager perhaps) who does this particular spam and he's been inundated with replies and checks for the 50-60 bucks he's charging. His sister puts the bottles of pills into the envelopes and sends them out. I forget where he orders the pills from, but he makes a huge profit on each bottle. According to the article, educated professional types are among the customers. Don't ask me--I'm only reporting what I read.

[BritishHuman]

17. Addressed to George W. Errr... Smith.

c/o The White House...

[sexybomber]

18. geez, that sounds like a great idea

I should do that from my dorm room. Making money off of people's stupidity is no crime. :evilgrin:

[OrdinaryTa]

19. An Easy Target for Ridicule

As a man gets older, his penis gets smaller, it's a fact! Guys miss having the heft they used to have. Wanting a larger penis is no more ridiculous than any other cosmetic procedure people put themselves through.

On edit: missed a word

[private_ryan]

20. I took the wrong f**king pill

my breasts enlarged instead! -:)