CAPTION him--He's Number ONE!!!

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. "I've got two kids, and they're a pain in the ass."

[madmom]

2. reminds me of...

the old read between the lines gesture.

[olddem43]

3. Three more months and I'm outta here

[Ganja Ninja]

4. "People gotta know how to put 2 and 2 together."

[tandot]

5. Four more years

[sus]

6. Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency!

[BringEmOn]

7. "Peace on you, 'murica."

[BringEmOn]

8. "...and that's the truth...Texas Air National Guardsman's honor."

[MissMillie]

9. "Wait a minute... I've got 3 fingers and only 2 nostrils.....

...I suppose I could put one up my....."

[peekaloo]

10. He's signaling the bartender.

[cosmicdot]

11. W is thinking: I think I've got this presidentializing down pat...sort of

as long as everything is printed out for me to read ... and, I'm given my prompts stage right and stuff ...

now, to just get people to start sieg heiling me with 3 fingers, which are better than one ... while chanting 'Duck Wad' 'Duck Wad'

[mrboba1]

12. Dick taught me a neet trick to remember

what my middle name starts with!!

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Victory."

n/t (my shortest CAPTION???)

[underpants]

14. See this? Know what this stands for...? huh? WAD that's what...

That's me that's they called me behind closed doors I've heard it myself-Dick just the other day was talkin' to Rummy and as I turned the corner I heard "We'll talk later the DuckWad is coming" So VOTE
WAD in oh4 Right? Ya got that VOTE WAD! VOTE WAD!

Possibly my longest :hi: