All hail the mighty power of ABBOTT!!!

[LynneSin]

Just because I love talking about my guy!

:loveya:

YES I'M OBSESSED WITH MY CAT BUT IT'S ALL YOU GUYS FAULT BECAUSE YOU MADE ME ADOPT HIM!!!!!

[Fenris]

1. Look at those carpets!

*Sorry, it had to be done.*

[LynneSin]

2. What is wrong with the DAMN carpets!!

I'm going to kick Matcom's ass

That's stuff from the catscratcher and a bottle of catnip spray

Geez

:mad:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Was that the picture taken after sus got Abbott stoned?

Note: the spray bottle on the right is catnip spray. I disavow any complicity in getting Abbott stoned that day.

[LynneSin]

4. Yes, my Abbott is a confirm huffer...

...although he is no longer a freelance piddler

[rpannier]

5. Cats Rock

Don't feel you have to apologise.

[rocktivity]

6. Have he and Evita finally reached a state of peaceful co-extistence?

:headbang:
rocknation

[MissMillie]

7. Hail Abbot--Bat Slayer and All 'Round Great Puss (n/t)

.

[LynneSin]

10. um, Abbott is the Stealth Piddler

Evita is the batslayer

[MissMillie]

23. my bad

But I still bow to Abbott... he looks ferocious.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Is Abbott a lesbian?

btw...gonna dine with Ramsey and hubby tonight :D

[LynneSin]

9. I know - she told me

I know more secrets about you

:loveya:

[matcom]

11. Filthy!

[LynneSin]

12. you talking about your mind again

we know!

[matcom]

13. ever think about hardwood flooring?

much more sanitary

[LynneSin]

14. You ever thought of a lobotomy

it might help with your obsession over my carpeting (which not only have been vacuumed but I've steam clean them too)

[GOPisEvil]

15. Then she'd have to "Swiffer"!

:D

[matcom]

16. would be easier to clean up all the puddles of cat piss too!

can you just imagine what the padding UNDER her carpet looks like? :puke:

[GOPisEvil]

18. Especially behind the entertainment center.

:scared:

[LynneSin]

25. Steam Cleaner baby

you could eat a meal off the carpeting behind the entertainment center. After, of course, you remove the aluminum foil that's back there

[TX-RAT]

20. Plus, much more amusing

Nothing funnier than cats grab assing on a hardwood floor.

[LynneSin]

22. grab assing?

:shrug:

[TX-RAT]

27. That would be playing

It's a Texas thang. It's even better if you give them a ping pong ball. My cats love it.

[GOPisEvil]

30. A Texas-ism...it kinda means "general horseplay".

Usually, it's yelled by football coaches when practice isn't as serious as it needs to be. To wit: "While you ladies are grab-assin' them boys over at Brownwood are lookin' for a new way to whup your butts. Now dadgummit, get to work!!!"

[LynneSin]

31. This is why I'll never live in texas

I don't want to speak like that!

[GOPisEvil]

34. I don't speak like that. I've lived here 24 years.

I do say "y'all" but that's about it.

Now Velma...SHE is pure Texas drawl. She sounds like a female Ross Perot. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. He's pissing somewhere now, Lynne.

The funny thing is, you have no idea where!

[LynneSin]

19. Yes, I do know where

His damn litter box

I put the alumninum foil behind the center and I've found no piddlespots since. I also keep my bedroom and bathroom doors closed while I'm at work so the only place he could piddle would be in the living room - which I would smell as soon as I come home from work.

His freelance piddling days are overwith. He's a good kitty again!

[Misunderestimator]

21. What a cutie.... I have one of those little round thingies...

But had to put it away because the only time Otis decides to play with it is at night. It makes a racket.

[LynneSin]

24. he takes after his mom

ME!

[Misunderestimator]

26. Then he IS a lesbian?!?

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

28. I am not a lesbian

I like men way to much to be one

[Misunderestimator]

32. Lighten up.... (just kidding, I hate when people say that to me)

:bounce:

[Donkeyboy75]

29. Bah! Not cute enough for your entertainment center to reek of

cat offal.

[Brewman_Jax]

33. The mighty cat

and he's a Lesbian? Please ask him how are things in Lesbia these days? Hopefully, Bush* won't visit there, unless they have oil.