Fenris
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:20 PM
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| The Australian fellow on the teevee told me to invest in gold. |
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He said that in a time dominated by terrorism and uncertainty I can depend on gold to be a safe investment. How do I know this is true? Because he spoke with an Australian accent. And if I needed further proof, they also have an advertisement with an upper class British woman, and she tells me that I should invest in Vienna Philharmonic gold coins. And I always trust women with upper class British accents.
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| TrogL
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:23 PM
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| 1. All goldbugs should be shot |
| Magrittes Pipe
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:27 PM
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| 2. Australians never lie. |
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They are genetically coded for honesty. It comes from the first European settlers on the continent. ;)
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| Fenris
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:28 PM
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| 3. Boy the English really sent over the best and brightest to start the party |
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"Hey, let's dump our criminals over here!"
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| Magrittes Pipe
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Thu Jul-15-04 12:30 PM
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| 4. And seeing that the English usually just force their criminals... |
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...into military service....
Just who were these people sent to the other side of the world?
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Fri Jul-16-04 02:37 AM
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Like you said, the best and the brightest.
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