Yet another redneck joke

[TrogL]

Good ol' boy had a flat tire (probably named Fred) pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of his pickup truck and one behind it.

Then just stood back and waited

A passerby from the city studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.

He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The fellow replied, "Flat tire."

In response the passerby asked, "But, what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When ya' break down they tell ya' to put flares in the front and flares in the back.........I ain't never understood it neither.

Courtesy User Friendly

[xchrom]

1. scratching head

you mean that's not right?

[CO Liberal]

2. He Had a Flat Tire Named Fred?????

:-)

[8-Ball]

3. Ahhhh...Let me see if I got this:

Flares = flowers?

[mark11727]

4. Real estate agent to redneck interested in a new home...

"This is a great house with no flaws"!

Redneck answers "Then whut do y'all walk on"?

[CO Liberal]

5. Redneck Woman Goes Into a Drugstore

Says she wants to by some tampons, but is unsure what kind to get.

Clerk: "What's your flow like?"

Redneck Woman: "Linoleum."

:-)

[Blue-Jay]

6. <Foxworthy> If yew live next door to Blue-Jay....(pause)

Yew might be a redneck...</Foxworthy>

Yes. I hate my non-grass-mowing, loud party-having, Reba-listening, monster truck-owning, disability compensation-wishing, redneck neighbors.