Why you cook Frenchi Fries at a distance- poem.

[AmandaRuth]

As I was sitting around,
Thinking how Bush lies,
I'd thought it'd be great,
To have some Frenchfries.

I preheated the oven,
Got down a big pan,
I got out the frozen Frenchfries,
I did not know that soon I'd have a minor burn on my hands.

I seperated the Frenchfries,
All in one layer,
I put them in the oven,
And for some reason yelled, "I'M lADY LANET, THE FRENCHFRY SLAYER!"

I set the timer for 9 minuets,
Sat down again to post,
Next thing I knew,
The time was toast.

I got out the towel,
Opened the oven door,
And with my luck, got burned,
I screamed, "HOLY WHAT F@#( HAPPEND TO MY @#$(% ARM?! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!"

So, peeps,
Just to be all right,
Cook your Frenchfries at a distance,
Or be prepared to be burned and have blurry sight.

Mini-luvamericahatebush.

Don't cook your frenchfries and think you can eat them without a fight. My arm hurts a little bit, but not too much.

[AmandaRuth]

1. someone remind me to

log out when I am done here. Very clever poem, mini.