I GIVE UP... How and where can I meet decent single Box Turtles?

[Gothic Sponge]

I want to get me some hot sexy shell!

[terrya]

1. There you go...demeaning the sanctity of marriage again!

:-)

[skooooo]

2. What do you have to offer in return??

...and why should they be attracted to you?

[Gothic Sponge]

4. Because i've got a bottle of Turtle Wax!

[skooooo]

6. OOOhhh!!! Turtle WAX!!

My, you are prepared, aren't you. I'm sure if you just make that known, the turtles will come running to you!

[LynneSin]

11. Perv - you lure them into your den of iniquity and then you make.....

[Gothic Sponge]

14. Get your facts straight!

I lure them into my den of iniquity and then i make sweet love to them! After, i'll turn them into soup. ;)

[LynneSin]

15. You're like the Jeffery Dalhmer of Box Turtles

:scared:

[Gothic Sponge]

17. LOL!

I wish i could change my nick for a day!

"Jeffery Dalhmer of Box Turtles"

[DBoon]

3. SWM seeks SFBT for long term relationship

Do you enjoy munching grass? Spending lazy summer afternoons relaxing inside your shell? If so I'm the partner for you. Long term relationship leading to marriage in mind. Reptiles only need respond

[skooooo]

8. aren't turtles amphibians??

[DBoon]

10. Oh, no - Toads, Frogs, and Newts are

Allowing marriage to toads, newts, and frogs would certainly destroy the sanctity of the human-box turtle relationship.

[AlGore-08.com]

5. God hates box turtles! Rev. Fred Phelps told me so!

[DBoon]

12. Disco Polka?

How about punk polka?



Polkacide!

http://www.polkacide.com/

[skooooo]

7. I like chocolate turtles..

...with carmel and peanuts. I've gotten my turtle on many times@!

[olddem43]

9. Most guys prefer snappers but regular boxes are OK too.

[RoadRunner]

13. Easy! Just read this book:

[RebelOne]

16. Here you go. Check this out.

http://www.turtletvnetwork.com/

[LynneSin]

18. OH MY GOD TURTLE PORN, I FOUND TURTLE PORN ON THE NET

http://www.turtletvnetwork.com/video.html