I have a gnome in my home (need advice)

[Donkeyboy75]

Ugly yard-dwellers. Why can't they just stay out there?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. So what? I've got Orcs.

Orcs with sporks. They're such dorks.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. I saw baby orcs delivered by storks up in Grand Forks

Never saw the sporks, though.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. What's worst an Orc or Mork?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

15. Zork

[demnan]

2. Your cats should chase them away.

You have cats, don't you?

[LDS Jock]

5. isn't there a cat quota to join DU?

[nickinSTL]

16. There's a cat quota?

Boy, I really need to get some...

Anyone want to donate to my cat fund? :D

[LiberalEsto]

3. is it a Democratic gnome or a 'thug gnome? n/t

[Donkeyboy75]

4. It's a gee gnome.

*ducks*

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Gnome traps.

I prefer the humane, living-trap type, but a lot of people just prefer the old fashioned snap-trap or glue trap. Aiiieeee!!!

[CO Liberal]

7. Send It to Gnome, Alaska

:-)

[LynneSin]

8. but what about the box turtles in my home

:shrug:

[Donkeyboy75]

11. Put them in separate boxes.

It's up to you to save the institution of marriage in this great country.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Doesn't he have a gnome to go to? Is he gnomeless?

[Donkeyboy75]

12. I think he is. But I can't contact his family, as he won't give me his

real name. Just his gnome de plume.

[JayS]

14. Remember the story last week about all the stolen gnomes...

...in this one small town? No one could figure out who was stealing them so some folks set up cameras to try and catch the thief. It was a black lab with a thing for lawn ornaments. The dog was not charged.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. I like it better than KDE

But it runs best on fast machines. http://www.gnome.org/

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Double-check your gnomenclature

Are you sure they're garden gnomes? Maybe they're sentry gnomes