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Fri Jul-16-04 03:11 PM
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I'm going to go watch "office space". |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:12 PM
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:15 PM
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That movie is too friggin real.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:15 PM
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...I'll just play along in my head...
"Damn it feels good to be a gang-sta..."
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:23 PM
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ummm... yeah. We're going to need you this weekend... so come in on Saturday... umm.. and we need you on Sunday too. Regular time.
... so what would YOU do with a million dollars?
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:25 PM
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9. Nuthin'? You don't need a million dollars to do nuthin', man... |
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Look at my cousin - he's broke and he don't do shit." :D
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:22 PM
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4. All right, but ... but ... I was told ... |
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... that we would also be allowed to listen ... at a reasonable volume ... between the hours of nine and eleven ...
(And I believe you have my stapler :) )
MDN
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:23 PM
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6. MDN is going to burn the building down... |
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now pass that cake all the way to the back, Mike...go on!
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Fri Jul-16-04 06:01 PM
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44. but ... but the last time ... |
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... I was told there would be enough cake ... and there was not enough cake ...
... and in addition ... I have yet to receive my regularly scheduled paycheck ...
MDN
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:24 PM
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7. I'd join you, but I'm busy smashing our fax machine to smithereens. |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:24 PM
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8. WAIT! didn't you get the memo??? |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:25 PM
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11. Sus: It's about your TPS reports... |
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Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 03:26 PM by Richardo
...we're putting a new cover sheet on them...
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:26 PM
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14. you know, the NAZI'S had flair! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:25 PM
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10. PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:26 PM
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:26 PM
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12. Mother...shitter...son of an ass! This is a fuck! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:29 PM
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15. Of course GOPisEvil chimes right in... |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:29 PM
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16. I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. |
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For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:34 PM
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20. "I celeberate his entire collection" |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:30 PM
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17. "It seems you've been missing a lot of work lately." |
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"Well, I wouldn't say I'm missing it, Bob."
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:32 PM
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18. It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:33 PM
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19. "This isn't Riyadh, Samir. They're not going to saw your hands off.." |
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Edited on Fri Jul-16-04 03:34 PM by Richardo
You'll just have to go to a minimum security country club prison...
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:40 PM
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26. We're not going to some white collar resort prison. |
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No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:41 PM
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27. You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. |
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I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:42 PM
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29. Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:44 PM
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32. i beat you by a minute! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:45 PM
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34. Wahhhh...I am worthless and weak! |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:49 PM
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oops. sorry, wrong thread.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:34 PM
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line in the movie. I have it on DVD and watch it every once in awhile to remind me of real life.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:35 PM
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22. Good luck with your layoffs, guys. |
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I hope your firings go really, really well!
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:38 PM
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23. You think the pet rock was a really great idea? |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:38 PM
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24. "So I was sitting in my cubicle today, |
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and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, that's messed up!"
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:39 PM
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25. Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9. It's the breast exams. |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:42 PM
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28. You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. |
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I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:43 PM
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30. Thats it, I set the building on fire, thats thats the last straw |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:44 PM
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31. To give yourself a great laugh |
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Play "Mambo 8" (The title song where everyone is stuck in traffic) the next time YOU'RE stuck in traffic.
It's amazing I never thought I'd be laughing hysterically while stuck in traffic.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:44 PM
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33. Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months. |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:47 PM
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35. Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. |
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I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:48 PM
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37. What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe? |
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Fri Jul-16-04 04:02 PM
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41. I can't believe what nerds we are - we have to look up money laundering |
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:48 PM
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36. ::In Middle Eastern accent:: |
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back up in your ass with dee resurrection.
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:49 PM
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39. Sounds like a case of the MONDAYS! |
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DIE!!!! DIE!!!!! AHHHHH!!! ::thud:::
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Fri Jul-16-04 03:53 PM
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40. I believe you'd get your ass kicked... |
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saying something like that, man
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Fri Jul-16-04 04:16 PM
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42. "I beleive you have my stapler." |
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I just had to get that one in! "Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!". "Office Space" is a cult classic!
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Fri Jul-16-04 04:18 PM
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43. taking a break from OS to check on my thread...my favorite quote is |
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"you know, the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the jews wear."
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