OMFG Martha, Martha, Martha.......

[salinen]

You guys just won't believe this. It's amazing. I can hardly believe it myself.

Martha Stewart is going to Jail!

I know, I know, you're very impressed with my Druge-like abilities to get the story first.

I hope this one plays up BIG! I wanna see Polls, lots of um.

- Who is in the next cell over?
- Does she still long for Sam?
- Will she pump weights?

Let's stretch this out as long as we can, O.K.? There is nothing more important that I can dedicate my life to.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. Just wait untill she writes a book and gets MORE money...

[htuttle]

2. Martha, Martha, Martha!

That's all anyone ever talks about is Martha!

[sundog]

6. lol :)

B-)

[salinen]

8. Martha was a cute kid

Now she's gonna pound rock, hard time, slammersville baby, Sing Sing, The Big House.

[madmax]

3. It's outrageous already

Be ready...next up, shark attacks! :mad:

[RoBear]

4. Martha gets jail,

but Dubya gets to be pResident. That's fair & balanced justice for ya!

[physioex]

5. I am going nowhere near the television...

This reminds me of the Raygun funeral....Yes, I think they were too harsh on Martha.

[indigobusiness]

7. Will Martha look double-wide in lateral stripes?

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