Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD

[Zomby Woof]

Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD
Cheney cursing GOOD, Whoopi cursing BAD

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Ok, I think I have a grip on the utter absurdity of July so far... :nuke:

[VolcanoJen]

1. Thou Shalt Not Curse the Good Name of Augustus Caesar Bush.

It's the 34th Amendment to the US Constitution.

:spank:
PAY ATTENTION!!
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[Zomby Woof]

2. aw, Bushdammit!

Quick! Take me to jail and beat me over the head with a John Ashcroft poster!

[VolcanoJen]

3. With, or without, my rendition of "Let The Eagle Soar"?

As a generous service to the confined, we do provide this as an imprisonment option.

Madame Commandant
Department of Repatriation

[Zomby Woof]

4. as long as your hair looks fabulous

(Remember that thread?)

Just watch that low note on the word "shore". :o

[VolcanoJen]

5. Of course Madame Commandant's hair looks fabulous.

Repeat after me:

"Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!" Good. AGAIN!!

OK, this thread, while well-intentioned, has now taken a turn toward deviant sexuality, which is against the 32nd Amendment to the US Constitution, as you were made aware during your Repatriation Ceremony...

[Zomby Woof]

6. Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!

Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!
Your hair is fabulous, Patriot!


That should shorten my sentence, Martha Stewart-style! :spank:

[chicagojoe]

7. F**k Bush, F**k Cheney !!!!!!

They can both go f**k themselves.

[dave29]

8. Patrick Leahy Makes Me So Angry

some random excerpts
from Dick Cheney's Diary

Why does he hate my integrity? He pretends to be my friend, then he stabs me in the back... can't he see the compassion in my heart? I'm Dick Cheney, compassionate fucking conservative God Damnit. I brought fucking honor and integrity back to the White House - and this is the thanks I get? Go fuck yourself Patrick Leahy.

Well, he is from Vermont. For an all white state they are pretty fucking gay. Here I am trying to Unite the Country and save the world - and he fucking goes and tells the world I'm a war profiteer. It's not like I'm fucking telling him what to do with his life, the miserable piece of shit.

I hate you Patrick Leahy.

You get me all riled up. You must hate America. And you call yourself a Senator. How about treasonous tree-hugging piece of liberal waste? Pretending to be my friend and stabbing me in the back. I'm a compassionate fucking conservative God Damnit. I've done lots of compassionate shit. I don't see Patrick Leahy fucking liberating Iraq and saving America's Defense Industry. It's like he's a black woman or something. Feels he can fucking run his mouth whenever and wherever he wants. And you wonder why I voted against freeing Nelson Mandela from prison. Fucking gay commies (except for my daughter), all of them. Especially Patrick Leahy.

You haunt me Patrick Leahy. GET OUT OF ME!!! You've found an undisclosed location in my heart. Fuck you, for that.

Damnit George is on the phone again. Do I have to fucking tie his fucking shoe laces?