I have to make a confession

[Renew Deal]

Hi, as some may know, I have been a DUer for 11 months. I have to let you all know something. I leaked Valerie Plames name to Novak. I was having lunch with Karl Rove and he told me all about her. We wanted to crush the bitch and we did. Thank you, Scooter Libby

[madmax]

1. I always suspected as much!

:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

2. I have a confession to make

I can finally be outed now. I have been monitoring the boards as a CIA operative and now that you have confessed I have found my fall g..eh, er, the person who is responsible. Thank you. Now to report to my leader, the big Dick.

[Stew225]

3. Bless me mutha for I have sinned.

My last confession was a few posts ago. I used the Cheney word 13 times; I believed in what our leaders said; I coveted my neighbor's John Deere; I didn't keep holy the Fourth of July; and I stuffed a Cheney-Bush sign up a Shepherd's ass.

[iconoclastic cat]

4. Let me ask you this: Why would a grown man call himself "Scooter"?

[Renew Deal]

5. I used to have a boss named Chip.

He was a nice, hard working guy, but his name was Chip. Some people thought that was a little immature. He was a nice guy either way.

[sleepyhead]

6. Hey! My dad's name is Chip!

Well, his nickname anyway. Better than Seymour.