Short people got no reason to live.

[Aristus]

They got little hands, and tiny little feet
They got tiny little voices goin' 'peep, peep, peep'
Well I don't want no short people 'round here.




Everybody remembers the social shitstorm that surrounded the release of the classic Randy Newman song. But how many remember the middle eight?:


Short people are just the same as you and I
(Fools such as I)
All men are brothers until the day they die.
(It's a wonderful world)

[amber dog democrat]

1. Let's drop the BIG one

now.

( they never liked us anyhow )

[Jack Rabbit]

2. Anybody who would seriously say the things Newman's character does . . .

Anybody who would seriously say the things Newman's character does should be tied to a racetrack and run over by the jockeys.

[jus_the_facts]

3. I received a BULLY shitstorm from that f'n song......

....called midget and taunted by those lyrics...I was in grade school when it came out! x(

[Aristus]

4. Well, that's nothing. (No, it's not nothing, and I'm not insentive

to your plight; I was 5"1' until my senior year of high school, when I suddenly shot up six inches.):

Try putting your will to be offended on hold for Newman's "Rednecks". And I'm not even black!

[HEyHEY]

5. good for skateboarding though