Someone has to speak for the box turtles! I have two and they

[democrat in Tallahassee]

are very nice. One is an asian box turtle named charlie and the other is a little bitty baby box turtle that we found in the yard. He eats 6 mealworms every day and neither have any interest at all in same sex marriage.
They mostly like their baths and thier worms. Now I feel better.

[noahmijo]

1. Hey you're leaving out the tortises!

This is Lumpy my red-foot tortise. Tortises worldwide are rising up and demanding marriage rights as well ya know!

[noiretextatique]

2. box turtles don't care about straight marriage either

i don't think they are too interested in marrying humans either.

[tinanator]

3. Floridian spotted soft shell turtles for gay marriage

Speaking for Freddie, who is English language challenged, he is of the firm belief that ANYONE, DUMB ENOUGH, to want to be married, or in the armed services, should have that right.

[merh]

4. Thank you for taking a stand for them

The box turtle reference that idiot made just shows the stupidity of these folks and their mission.