Okay, I want to piss off the neighbors:

[Deja Q]

I live in a middle class whitey neighborhood in a repuke town.

What can I do to make them feel uneasy?

[rucky]

1. Put 20 GLBT stickers on your neighbors' cars...

[JitterbugPerfume]

6. put GLBT sticker

on your uhhhhhhh----(you know) as you run through the halls nekkid ringing door bells

[LibertyorDeath]

2. Put this on your Apt Door in Brass

GOD IS NOT A CHRISTIAN

& underneath this put

Abandon All Hope All Those That Enter Here

:)

[LynneSin]

3. I'd do a little bit of everything

:D

[texas1928]

4. Eat lots and lots of Pork-n-Beans and brussel sprouts

Then stop them and have long conversations, while being very gassy.

[Myrina]

5. Henryk Gorecki's 3rd always worked for me ...

... nice and loud.

That, or my CD of Scottish Bagpipe music, at 7 AM.


:evilgrin:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. I told my neighbors when we sell our house

we are only selling to a disabled elderly black lady raising 15 grandchildren.

That made them squirm a bit.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

8. Buy a dilapidated two-story school bus motor home

park it out front, and find a deserving homeless family to live in it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. MAN

that's even better than my plan, above.

Gotta look into this.

[RebelYell]

10. You know the bulletin board at the grocery store?

The one with all the ads for magazines and such? Sign your neighbors up for every free thing on the board. Magazines, free Bibles, etc. Be sure to check the box where they want to have the Salesman visit.

Go to a pet supply store and buy 10 lbs. of thistle seed, throw it in your neighbors yard and wait for them to scream about weeds they can't get rid of.

Learn your local ordinances. Did you know that broken windows and standing water are against the law? Report them on every single violation and watch the city cars stop at their house and cite them.

(My neighbors suck and they made my life HELL until I started fighting back)

[Radical Activist]

11. Start having parties with lots of black people and loud hip-hop

make them last late into the night. That will freak them out. Make sure you play some public enemy.

[Khephra]

12. Get my neighbors to move in next to them

That should take care of them both.

[Kickin_Donkey]

13. Simply make it a routine to walk to the supermarket ...

and back, preferably using those resuable cloth bags to carry your groceries. A pedestrian in a middle-class residential neighborhood? Foregoing convenience? That ought to scare the shit out of them.

Or, if it's too far to walk, get a bicycle with a trailer on it – and affix a bumper sticker with a liberal message on it. Same result.

Of course, doing the above while wearing a dreadlock wig would send the discomfort level through the roof.