VelmaD
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Sun Jul-18-04 09:57 PM
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What the hell is "natural male enhancement"? |
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I'm watching the South Park marathon on Comedy Central and just saw a commercial for something called Enzyte. The "once a day tablet for natural male enhancement". What a great euphamism. *snort*
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Sun Jul-18-04 09:58 PM
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1. A well-stacked woman... |
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...who happens to be topless?
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BigMcLargehuge
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Sun Jul-18-04 09:58 PM
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2. I prefer the manual workout method |
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Once a day, everyday.
But it takes a lifetime to show any real improvement.
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Sun Jul-18-04 09:59 PM
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3. Not sure. but those pills must be huge! That guy looks like he has a |
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coat hanger stuck in his mouth.
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ForrestGump
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Sun Jul-18-04 09:59 PM
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4. I'm a natural male. Come, let me enhance you... |
VelmaD
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:00 PM
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:02 PM
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9. Darn. That's what they all said at Happy Hour at TGI Friday's, too |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:04 PM
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11. You shoulda hit the patio section - the sun makes them frisky |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:01 PM
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:03 PM
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10. Arm? Well, yeah...that, too. |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:00 PM
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5. Those commercials are so cheesy |
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We're talking prime Velveeta.
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:00 PM
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6. Something to do with eyeshadow I believe |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:06 PM
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13. A little cutie with a big booty always does it for me... |
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It's natural, and it "enhances" me...:evilgrin:
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HEyHEY
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:07 PM
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14. Well, every cutie with a booty want a coochie |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:13 PM
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16. I kinda like the conga line. So realistic! Why I just got out of a |
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conga line to type this! WHEEEEEEEEEE conga lines with men with
enhanced members! Bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yay!
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:10 PM
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15. I've got some spam I can froward to you if you want one. |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:34 PM
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17. A way for a company to make a ton of money off the gullible soft-heads. |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:36 PM
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18. Ultimate proof of the infinite stupidity..... |
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theory. Most men don't have anything to do with what they've got except walk it over to the computer. Those that are left seem to manage somehow with what nature gave 'em. Lesbians manage without one entirely.
C'mon guys, brighten up just a little.
(speaking as a man, of course)
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:40 PM
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20. Actually, many lesbians are big fans |
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...of what another thread says you can now buy in Texas.
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:39 PM
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19. Now that I've thought about it a bit more |
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What the hell is UNATURAL male enhancement?
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:41 PM
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:45 PM
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22. their competitors use pesticides |
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this stuff is organic.
Or maybe a woman with enhanced boobs?
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:45 PM
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23. Those hollow dildo pieces to place on the end of one's male |
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protuberance to add several inches of rubber and unnaturally "enhance" the male.
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:47 PM
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24. How would you ride a bike? |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:49 PM
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26. it's not mine baby... honestly |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:49 PM
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27. "Sorry, it's got a mind of its own" |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:48 PM
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25. A cucumber extention piece? |
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Sun Jul-18-04 10:56 PM
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28. MINE GOES TO ELEVEN... |
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Sun Jul-18-04 11:00 PM
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Edited on Sun Jul-18-04 11:02 PM by supernova
:o
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Sun Jul-18-04 11:02 PM
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30. Darn. That's what they all say. |
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Sun Jul-18-04 11:02 PM
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more like "Bring. It. On." :evilgrin:
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Mon Jul-19-04 12:51 AM
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Sun Jul-18-04 11:02 PM
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31. memories, so many memories....... |
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Sun Jul-18-04 11:03 PM
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32. You would think if anyone, anywhere claimed those things worked for them |
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...it would be all over the net! But no, the only ones who claim they work are trying to sell them to you!
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