sniffa
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:28 PM
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i'm going home to an empty apartment |
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no, no i'm not singLe. my mother in Law is sick, so ms. sniffa is gonna be spending some time with her at her pLace.
so in her absence, i gotta come up with a bunch of guy stuff to do whiLe i have the pLace to myseLf. i'm thinking video games, and going to bed without cuddLing. any other suggestions? :P
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:29 PM
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1. clearly you need a puppy. |
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any pet stores on the way home?
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:33 PM
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she's aLLergic to em (cats are worse). besides, if the puppy dies on my watch i cLearLy shouLdn't be having kids.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:35 PM
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3. okay then the next best thing is |
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go rent the entire first season of "sex and the city" and invite all your buddies over for some five card stud.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:39 PM
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Unless you know for sure the pet store only gets animals from ethical breeders. Buying animals from pet stores encourages "puppy mills" and other unethical breeding practices.
Anyone who wants a puppy should check out the animal shelters or breed rescue societies. Or go directly to a responsible breeder, if you must have a certain breed.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:41 PM
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i meant the SPCA or some other shelter.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:36 PM
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4. Go out and rent old Kung-fu, then invite your friends over for poker. |
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:36 PM
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You can multi-task and drink beer while you are playing video games or DUing.
Let me ask you something. Why do capitalize all of your 'L's? Is it just a style thing or is there some deep, dark, sinister reason why you do it?
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:45 PM
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but i'LL probabLy just induLge in the green stuff.
L = LiberaL
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:51 PM
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19. That's a good one, too |
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Thanks for clearing up the 'L' thing. I was thinking it was some subliminal, hypnotic thing that you use to brainwash other members of the board. That's what too much LSD in your youth will do for you.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:39 PM
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7. Take a forty-five minute... |
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...dump while reading a car magazine. It's an authentic guy thing. ;)
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:43 PM
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cept usuaLLy i read mick foLey's "have a nice day" whiLe i'm in there. the "private office" is of LittLe vaLue with the house empty. i might as weLL just be in and done with it (Like women do). :P
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:47 PM
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I haven't done that in ages. Thanks for reminding me.
You know, you can never rush a good thing.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:39 PM
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:42 PM
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10. no, i'm against cuddLing |
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of course i'LL miss it tonight, but in practice, i'm against it. Like 'max power', "you don't cuddLe; you strap yourseLf in and feeL the g's."
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:43 PM
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11. Walk around in your underwear. |
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Unless you do this normally, of course.
Be amused by the smells and sounds of your own farts.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:44 PM
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but it's just not the same without someone around to be mortified by them.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:45 PM
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14. No one to play "dutch oven" with either. |
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:48 PM
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dutch oven - aLways makes me giggLe.
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Mon Jul-19-04 01:47 PM
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I mean, when was the last time you REALLY looked at them?
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Mon Jul-19-04 02:38 PM
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20. How about a porno and a pocket pussy |
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might render Ms. Sniffa obsolete....
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Mon Jul-19-04 02:52 PM
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Break my heart, why dontcha! ;)
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Mon Jul-19-04 07:27 PM
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22. weLL, commonLaw marriage |
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Mon Jul-19-04 07:42 PM
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24. Get real high/drunk and watch Fantasy Mission Force |
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http://www.opuszine.com/movies/review.html?reviewID=199Then call your wife on the phone to explain to her how the leaders of the Allied forces in WWII were Abraham Lincoln and Robert Forster.
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