THE GUNS AND DOPE PARTY

[Khephra]

(For those with no sense of humor, please avoid this site. RAW and crew aren't that happy with either party.)


THE GUNS AND DOPE PARTY


May we Suggest


EVERYBODY FOR PRESIDENT!

We advocate
<1> guns for those who want them, no guns
forced on those who don't want them (pacfists, Quakers etc.)

<2> drugs for those who want them,
no drugs forced on those who don't want them (Christian Scientists etc.)

<3> an end to Tsarism and a return to constitutional democracy

<4> equal rights for ostriches.



Position Paper #5

The official flag: the Gadsden flag -- the oldest American flag of all

Official motto: "Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy,
don't be afraid to make slurping sounds,
and don't take crap from anybody"

First order of business on assuming office:
Fire 33% of the Congress (names selected at random)
and replace them with full-grown adult ostritches,
whose mysterious and awesome dignity will
elevate the suidaen barbarity long established there.

Both the pro-gun people and the dopers
(medical, religious and/or receational)
feel like minorities, and the TSOG (Tsarist Occupation Government)
agrees with this estimate of their weakness.
Our contention holds that in the West both groups
working together make a MAJORITY.
Ergo, they have much to gain and nowt to lose in combining forces.
Each side only has to realize this and agree
"We'll tolerate their hobbies if they'll tolerate ours"
and we can drive the Tsarists back to Russia!

Tsar cards granting full autonomy available HERE

http://www.maybelogic.com/tsarcard.html

History of the TSOG HERE
http://www.rawilson.com/tsog.shtml

[punpirate]

1. Think the Libertarians already have that...

... territory staked out. :P

[Khephra]

2. He's pretty much a Libertarian, but avoids labels

But he has good reasons for it. One thing is clear--he hates the Bush Cabal.

For those people who have never heard of Robert Anton Wilson, rest assured, it's ok to be a Democrat and like his work. Many, many DUers are Discordians or followers of his work.