CAPTION O'Really on "The Factor"

[Paragon]

"Bill...Larry King beat you in the ratings last week."

[salinen]

1. Did I just tell myself

to shut up?

[LowerManhattanite]

2. That stench....what?....Good God and baby Jesus...

...I-I've soiled myself!

[Radical Activist]

3. LOL I was thinking something like that

[NightTrain]

4. "Kerry won?!"

[Parrcrow]

5. Whhhhaaaaa Boo Hoo Hoo

Al Fwankin and Michael Moore don't wike me.

None of the cool kids like me, and bullying isn't working either.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

[Mr. Jinx]

6. That's okay Bill- we can't swallow what you say, either.

n/t

[LowerManhattanite]

7. Urrrrghhh! Sat down too hard...

..."gasp!" and I think the stick up my *ss just lacerated my pancreas!

[alvis]

8. Just sat down on a lump of coal

gonna shit a diamond....

:hurts:

[Dying Eagle]

9. "Next time....

wash Hannity, that tasted like.....*&%^&$"

[Parrcrow]

10. "Forgot my 'No Spin Zone Hemmeroid Donut'...

available at my website."

[LowerManhattanite]

11. Can this question be posted in a DU Lounge FAQ?

"How do I get Snapple Mango Madness splatters off my flat-screen monitor?"

No Spin Zone Hemmorhoid Donut! LOLFDTSACMHOAADWH!*

*(Laughing out loud, falling down the stairs and cracking my head open ala a drunken William Holden)

[Downtown Hound]

12. Oh, ohhh, that Bush Kool Aid

really gives you indigestion! Hey all you stomach fluids, SHUT UP!

[murielm99]

13. You guys have me laughing out loud.

Thanks, I needed that!

[JSJ]

14. 'whaah!? you wanna rename my show the al'reilly factor?'

[JSJ]

19. my first one wasn't very funny, now wasn't it? here's a better one...

..."I just ate a big pile of shit"

[AlFrankenFan]

15. "Oh god I really DO have blotches on my face!"

:D n/t

[nickgutierrez]

18. Beat me to it :)

This is what happens when O'Reilly is given a mirror that wasn't taken directly from a carnival funhouse.

[leftofthedial]

16. "Oh Christ on a crutch...

"I really AM full of shit."

[rustydog]

17. "Facts? I don't need no stinkin' facts" "I'm Bill Fucking "OReally

And we are watching you Streisanders!

[Paragon]

20. daytime kick

:dem:

[regularguy]

21. Shut up, just shut up! Oh wait, I'm the only one here.

[cosmicdot]

22. Mr. Oh, Really ... you're wanted at the front door ...

someone from Subpoena Delivery Service to see ya ... something about lying, distortion, truth? You decide ... I was only half-way listening after she mentioned your name ...