Naked nacho man busted on his birthday

[maddezmom]

MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Michael Monn's birthday celebration went a little awry when he was arrested while drunk, nude and covered with nacho cheese.
Monn was detained early Sunday as he ran toward a Jeep in the parking lot outside a swimming pool snack bar. According to police, he was stark naked and was carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

"The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders," Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer said. "The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."

Investigators suspect Monn climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.

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http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-07-20-snack-bust_x.htm

HaPpY BiRtHdAy Michael:+

[matcom]

1. this is about the 5th post of this story in 2 days

and it still cracks me up

[maddezmom]

3. sorry...

not a regular poster in the lounge....but I was cracking up reading it. :)

[BlondieK143]

2. Give me a break.

:P I live 20 minutes from Maryville. Such a GREAT way to represent TN.

[mac56]

4. Nacho, nacho man...

I've got to be a nacho man...