So I still can't talk without sounding like a weird vibrating robot

[belladonna]

I'm doing everything I can think of... did the tea and honey thang, stood in a steamy shower as long as I could this morning, zinc lozenges. I guess I'll take Teddy_Salad's brandy advice later, get drunk and terrorize the Lounge all night :evilgrin:

You've all been warned, and whatever happens, it's ALL his fault :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I had a weird vibrating robot once.

But one of her seams burst, and she won't stay inflated now. :cry:

[Radical Activist]

2. Can't you just find a

man? Then you won't need that vibrating robot thing. Or is it better than a man?

[belladonna]

3. Why can't I just have both?

Hmmmm??? You think I should have to choose one or the other? :D

Glad you're still finding my condition so hilarious, btw :evilfrown:

[Radical Activist]

4. humor is the best medecine

and both is a good idea.

[belladonna]

6. I know it is

And hey, I'm glad I can serve as a source of so much amusement for ya..... no, really I am !! :crazy:

Course, both does beg the question.... oh wait, better not ask THAT, sex thread material for sure :evilgrin:

[Radical Activist]

10. Hey

I'm up for trying something new. Isn't there a Star Trek episode like that with data?

[belladonna]

11. Now how did I know you'd get that?

:evilgrin:

[emulatorloo]

5. I forget, are you a Kerrybot? Or not?

That could explain the voice thing.

;)

[belladonna]

7. Sure, if you really wanna go there

I'll cop to it... I am a Kerrybot, now come closer so that I can assimilate you :evilgrin:

[emulatorloo]

8. According to some it is already toooooo late!

Here's a picture from when I was last upgraded:

[Teddy_Salad]

9. Hey!!!

Don't go blamin' me! :P

At least my elixir recipe was better than Sundog's suggestion of the following.....

6 parts vodka
4 parts tequila
3 parts bourbon
5 parts cognac
12 parts gin
2 cans Bud Light
One pound special Elephant Butte, New Mexico Yak Juice
Three ants....sliced
Two centipedes.....crushed
and..... 5 Australian Emu testicles....sliced and then sauteed in Echidna Juice.
*WARNING* Wear gloves when squeezing juice from Echidna!

[belladonna]

12. I'm down with the vodka

The tequila sounds good, so does the bourbon, cognac and gin. The rest I'll leave for you and Sundog to make a paste of and spread all over your nekkid bods, mmmkay? :evilgrin:

[Teddy_Salad]

13. Oh yeah!!!

We do it all the time!
That paste makes a great exfoliater! :P

[texas1928]

14. no wonder your butt hurt

Think before experimenting.

[indigobusiness]

15. he left out the

belladonna. Measure carefully.