The Candid Campaign of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . so, like, here's my idea. We be honest with the American people and let them decide. . . . So, yeah, I guess you could say Chalabi was a flim-flam man in a thousand dollar suit who told the neo-cons in Special Planning in Defense what they wanted to hear, and drawing a naive administration into a conflict that had no purpose but to line his own pockets and propel him to power, while wasting American lives, treasury, and international credibility, but now we know who we're dealing with and won't make the same mistake again if we can help it. . . . I think if we level with the American people that they'll understand . . . (while W. is 'thinking': 'Especially since we designed the software for 93% of the voting machines in eight key states')."

[aden_nak]

1. I'm serious, get these god damned tribbles off my lap.

[underpants]

2. W's attention suddenly waned as a box turtle entered the room

:bounce:

[cosmicdot]

3. W shocked reporters, and left them with mouths agape, when he suddenly

began talking in a 33-1/2 rpm voice today ... 'the key Taliban leaders were flown out of Afghanistan and paid in gold bars in Pakistan ... those in Gitmo are just patsies ... let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the guilty the instruments of evil who thrive on human suffering pure malice while daring to claim the glory of god who have found a willing servant I took FBI agents off the bin Laden family trail I signed into law surveillance of all of your email the internet I've left our borders wide open this is the first generation of thought police right here in the United States ...'

[bo44]

4. Slobber Slurping Moran

:puke:

[Endangered Specie]

5. Bush has a hairy one.