Do we have a (insert religious leader position here) in the house?

[Guy Fawkes]

I'm doing some research, and askarabbi.com is all backed up with questions.

[Dookus]

1. Whaddya wanna know?

I'm a minister.

Granted, I applied online and didn't actually STUDY anything, but if I can perform weddings, dammit, I can make up some theology.

- The Very Reverend Dookus

[Khephra]

2. ULC?

Or Discordian Pope?

:evilgrin:

[Dookus]

4. yup... ULC

but that Pope thing sounds sorta neat. I think Pope Dookus has a nice sound to it.

[Khephra]

5. OK, you're a Pope.

I'm a Pope, so I can do that.

Just read this book and you'll know all you need to know about Discordianism.

THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
or, How I Found the Goddess and What I Did To Her When I Found Her

THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER
Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything




http://www.ology.org/principia/



(BTW, sorry to the original poster of this thread. Us semi-ordained people are all over.)

BUT...to tell you the truth, I DID study to become a Deacon in the Gnostic Church. And that's not a fake religion.

[Guy Fawkes]

3. errr. Universal Life Church doesn't really count, if that's it...