Feelin' the heat, dry drunk? (Captions please)

[Bundbuster]

while John keeps cool

[Fenris]

1. I can't masturbate to that!

Damn you, Diane! :D

And props to Lisa! ;)

[Red State Rebel]

2. It was horrible hot and humid here in Missouri....

Looks like we roasted him pretty well....

[Bundbuster]

3. another caption op

"Now children..."

[cliss]

4. Whew. Man, that's terrible.

My internet connection is slow tonight. First, I see this patch of brillo-pad, matted hair. Next, I see a deeply furrowed forehead (by now, I can tell who it is by the sloping, Neanderthal forehead). Next, a bright red nose with broken capillaries from too much drinking.

More sweat. A sweaty face. As I was patiently waiting for the thing to download, I pretended that this is what Bush looks like, when his last moment has arrived.

He's meeting with St. Peter, and he's wondering what to say......

[Bundbuster]

8. Sorry, cliss - "toxic material" warning next time

"He's meeting with St. Peter, and he's wondering what to say......"

LOL... What would St. Peter say?

[liberalmuse]

5. God! Please!

Give us some kind of warning, like, 'Grab a barf bag before you open this thread'. My dinner almost came up on that one--seriously. Have a little pity for those of us with weak stomachs!

[Bundbuster]

9. GRAB A BARF BAG!

[JSJ]

6. "Oh, please, DUers...stop pissing on my face!" n/t

[Dr Fate]

7. He is thinking of nothing but the cool Lone Star he will never have...

..well, at least until he retires on that shitty ranch Karl Rove told him to buy in 1999...

I suppose he will be hitting the sauce again by that time...

[izzie]

10. Does Kerry look Fr. in this picture? What does that mean anyhow?

I have been told that my whole life and heck I am short, mid color hair, very dark eyes and very pale skin, so people said I look Fr. (I am into family history and every one comes from Eng, or Scot) but that is also not very much like Kerry, so what are the papers talking about when they say Kerry looks Fr?I have never figured that out or why it was said about me of about him.Sometimes it is very odd to be classed as how you look. I do not envy blacks and how they were class because of their skin color. It is also now coming about that I am old and that is like a code for how people treat you. All very odd. Maybe we all need blinders?

[Bundbuster]

11. He doesn't look French to me

He looks C O O L (dude).

[cosmicdot]

12. you should never let the people see an appointed incumbent sweat

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

13. The Murkin people know what a great job I done for the past four years,

that's why I'm not runnin' negative, I'm running on mah great record, all the great things I done, like, uh...uh... gee... is it kinda hot in here?