papau
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:56 AM
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Genealogical disaster-I'm related to Cheney through the Witch Susan Martin |
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Gary Boyd Roberts at the New England Historic Genealogical Society has found that the candidates are related through no fewer than eight kinships, making them from ninth to 13th cousins twice removed.
But the disaster is the idea that Cheney's got ties to Salem's Susannah Martin, who was executed for being a witch.
We were proud of Susan - but now, How will our family ever show its face in public again!
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:57 AM
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1. Curl your upper lip and tell anyone who mocks you to go fuck themselves. |
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Wed Jul-21-04 10:57 AM
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2. that's it, no more breeding for you |
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please report for immediate sterilisation of you and your clan, we can't take the chance the bad genes are hiding in there somewhere.
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papau
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:29 AM
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4. Come - we drink now - :-) |
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:02 AM
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3. Cheney probably blames Susannah Martin's genes for making his |
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Wed Jul-21-04 11:40 AM
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5. Quick! Run to your nearest ER |
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and demand an electrocardiogram!:scared:
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Lisa
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:08 PM
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6. Imagine how Susannah Martin would feel! |
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Talk about a blemish on her reputation!
Now calm down, Papau -- it's not as if Cheney is one of your immediate ancestors. Why, just imagine how much more evil he would be if he didn't have some of those Martin genes reining him back.
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:13 PM
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7. I feel your pain and share it... |
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I'm related to * through the Walkers.
I live in a vortex of shame.
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Wed Jul-21-04 03:21 PM
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8. Every family has a black sheep or two. So don't let it cheney with your |
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