Great ideas for porno movie titles?

[phillybri]

Examples:

"Butts Up, Doc"

"Hannah and Her Blisters"

This is a fun game, you should try it!

[Donkeyboy75]

1. "When Harry Wet Sally"

"Field of Reams"

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Jurrasic Pork

Actually I think that one's real.

[Worst Username Ever]

3. Dick, Bush, and the Colin.

[JVS]

4. All Deliveries to the Rear

Schindler's Fist

The Neverending Orgasm

[GOPisEvil]

5. The Piece of Ass President

[russian33]

6. Saving Ryan's Privates..heard that somewhere

[JVS]

7. I think it is "Shaving Ryan's Privates"

[meegbear]

9. Also Shaving Ryan's Priavtes

n/t

[meegbear]

8. Comedy Central had a thing ....

Movies You Don't Have To Change The Title of for The Porn Verison:

"A Few Good Men"
"A River Runs Through It"

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. "Blow" and "Snatch" come to mind

nt

[sus]

20. Snatch-22

[lagniappe]

34. "Holes" (SNL had a similar skit).

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. Fahrenheit 69-11

Sorry :bounce:

[XNASA]

13. Damn, you're quick.

[AP]

77. Farenheit 9"

[XNASA]

12. "Fahrenheit 69"

"Star Whores Episode 1: The Phantom Penis"

"Dirty Harry....and Sticky"

[On the Road]

14. Hannah Does Her Sisters

I think that one's real, too.

Among movies out now:

Spied 'er, Man! (voyerism)
Yankerman
(I was going to say "The Munchin' on yer Can, Date", but that's really awful)

of course, some movies in theaters now don't need a porn title:

Baadasssss!
Riding Giants
Touch of Pink
Seducing Dr. Lewis
Young Black Stallion

[woofless]

"Dubya Does Donkeys"

[sus]

15. Das Booty, Sperms of Endearment, Good Will Humping...

i got a million of 'em!

[truthspeaker]

16. "Lynne's Sin"

Not really a good title, but I like goading fellow DUers.

[LynneSin]

131. HEY!!!

I am not a porn movie

:eyes:

[sus]

190. no, but your life is a *parody* of a porn movie.

CONFESS!!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Erin Porkabitch

DISCLAIMER- I am not suggesting that women are bitches, I'm just posting an idea of what would be typical of a porn movie parody title.

Bye-bye, thread! :hi:

[pagerbear]

18. TV Evangelist

[sus]

19. Hairy Bottom and the Prisoner of Asskaban

[truthspeaker]

22. you rule

that was hilarious

[Beware the Beast Man]

46. Harry Bottom and the Sorceror's Bone

[rucky]

218. Hairy Pooter n/t

[Malikshah]

498. Hairy Bottom and the Marilyn Chambers of Secrets

OK--it's a stretch (no pun intended), and ...hey, why the hell do I know her name...where's Jeff Stryker?

[sus]

21. Amazing Dr. Clithouse; voice by Ronald Reagan (1938)

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. HAHAHAHA!

Dr. Clithouse....I'm going to use that as a pseudonym someday.

[sus]

Boff Time for Bonzo!!

[Endangered Specie]

23. Shaving Ryan's Privates

[markses]

25. Splendor in the Ass

For classic movie buffs.

[GOPisEvil]

26. The Island of Dr. More-Blows

[Endangered Specie]

27. Weapons of Ass Destruction

[sus]

28. Moulin Spooge

[truthspeaker]

29. "The Copulation"

[GOPisEvil]

30. New Jack-off City

[sus]

31. Stop! Or My Mother Will Come

[mrboba1]

202. Ewwwww!

That is so bad on so many levels!!!

[Endangered Specie]

32. Spunktime for Hitler

[GOPisEvil]

33. City Dickers

[GOPisEvil]

35. Put out at the OK Corral

[Endangered Specie]

36. Contact

[kmla]

37. "Die Hard-on"

[sus]

38. The French Erection II

[GOPisEvil]

39. Looking for Mr. GoodLay

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. I, Ruboff

My God, hasn't this been locked yet???

[rucky]

219. or I, Blowbot

[kmla]

41. "Dirty - Hairy"

[GOPisEvil]

42. Boffed on the 4th of July

[sus]

43. The Manchewing Candidate

[sus]

47. The Passion of Chris

[matcom]

44. "Now Watch This Drive"

[Endangered Specie]

45. Indiana's Bone: And the Temple of Douche

[GOPisEvil]

48. The English Patient...and his nurse.

[FredScuttle]

49. On Golden Blond

n/t

[sus]

83. On Golden Showers

[doc03]

437. That one has been done already

[Endangered Specie]

50. Abercrombie's Bitch!

[Endangered Specie]

51. That's My Bush!

[GOPisEvil]

52. Titanic...Knockers

[sus]

53. Guess I'm Having Your Come For Dinner

[meow2u3]

296. Guess who'se cumming for dinner

[Endangered Specie]

54. The Blue Balls Brothers

[matcom]

55. Raiders of the Lost Cock

[GOPisEvil]

56. G*A*S*H*

[Endangered Specie]

57. Apollo 69

[Beware the Beast Man]

58. Major League Asshole

[sus]

59. Destry Rides Again, If You Know What I Mean, and I Think You Do

[ohiosmith]

60. Romancing the bone

[GOPisEvil]

61. A Few Good Men and A Few Bad Women

[sus]

62. King Schlong

[Endangered Specie]

63. James Bondage - 0069 series : Go fingering, Thunderballs, and

you only come twice

[truthspeaker]

105. Dr. Yes; For Your Thighs Only; Pearldrops are Forever;

[Endangered Specie]

134. Live and lets lie, Goal!-in-your Eye, Dr. Ho, A view to spill

cant think of any more... keep it goin!

[ohiosmith]

64. sleeping with the enema

[sus]

71. BWAHAHAHA! kinky. i like it.

[GOPisEvil]

65. The Sexually Talented Mr. Ripley

[Kathy in Cambridge]

66. Oh my god...I can't stop laughing!

:D

[Endangered Specie]

70. I think we may be witnessing

another DU Lounge classic.

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. "Cumalot"

It was the bright idea of a friend and I in college -- the musical story of King Arthur, shot in 3-double-D vision, presented via the miracle of IMAX.

Just imagine the money shots!

[Endangered Specie]

68. The Pounding of the Christ

ohh Im gonna burrrn for that one :evilgrin:

[sus]

69. The Emporer and the Ass-Ass Inn

[Beware the Beast Man]

72. Go Fuck Yourself: Dick Cheney's Hermaphrodite Adventures

[GOPisEvil]

73. The King And I And The Rest of the Harem

[Endangered Specie]

74. Star Wars: The Empire Likes Back or The Empire Lies Back

[sus]

75. Mad Dog and Gloryhole

[Endangered Specie]

76. Lord of the Cock-Rings

[GOPisEvil]

78. The Agony and the Ecstacy: A beginner's guide to BSDM

[ProdigalJunkMail]

197. man, now yer pickin' on one of my favorite

books... :-) :P

theProdigal

[GOPisEvil]

79. The Color of Moneyshots

[matcom]

80. "Outfucked"

[Radical Activist]

81. My pet goat and the box turtle

that one is for Republicans only

[sus]

82. All the President's Fuckbuddies

[GOPisEvil]

84. Breakfast On Tiffany

[Deja Q]

265. Don't you mean 'Breakfast IN Tiffany'?

:shrug:

[matcom]

85. The Lord Of The CockRings

[Endangered Specie]

88. Sorry I beat you on that one...

Hark, I beat Matcom to a dirty joke! I rule! (j/k) ;)

[matcom]

86. Cum In Your iRobot

[alterfurz]

87. Inspect Her Gadget

Forest Hump
and that epic classic:
Lawrence of a Labia

[matcom]

89. "Anal House"

[GOPisEvil]

90. Star Whores

[phillybri]

91. 87 posts in 35 minutes....is that a record???

:party:

[sus]

92. Full Metal Ejaculate

[Endangered Specie]

93. Mr. Smith COMES to Washington

[sus]

94. My Fuckfest with Andre

[GOPisEvil]

95. Why Gilmore is Happy

[sus]

96. Bowling for Concubines

[Beware the Beast Man]

100. Roger & Meat

[sus]

102. THE BIG ONE..heheheh..

[Endangered Specie]

97. Forest Hump

[sus]

98. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Their Tribe Of Greased Pygmies, Plus A

Very Confused Sheep Dog

[Endangered Specie]

99. You've got Male.

[GOPisEvil]

101. Play with Misty for Me

[Endangered Specie]

103. 50 First Mates

[GOPisEvil]

104. Back Door to the Future

[woofless]

106. Horatio Cornholer

[Endangered Specie]

107. The Squaw-skank Repention

[GOPisEvil]

108. Big Bad John meets Big Bad Mama

[sus]

109. Prick Fiction or Pulp Fucktion

hmm...decisions, decisions..

[Endangered Specie]

436. Prick Suction

[matcom]

110. Cocktail

:D

[sus]

111. Sponge Bob Spoogepants

[Endangered Specie]

112. Harry Got Her

Harry Potter

[woofless]

113. Up The Down Poop Chute

[sus]

114. The Vaginian

[Magrittes Pipe]

115. "Making Matcom Moan"

[Endangered Specie]

116. Orifice Space

[sus]

117. Brassiere to Eternity

[Endangered Specie]

118. The Penist

[woofless]

119. Who Filled Cock Robin?

[matcom]

120. The Cunting Of The President

[matcom]

123. American Muff-Pie

[Endangered Specie]

121. Crimson's Hide

[woofless]

122. Buns Along The Mohawk

[sus]

124. Night of the Giving Head

[Endangered Specie]

125. The Green Pile-on

[Endangered Specie]

126. The East Back-Enders

[sus]

127. Pair Ass, Tex Ass

[Endangered Specie]

128. The Day after Tomorrow Pill

[sus]

129. Mr. Holland's Penis

[jus_the_facts]

274. Mr Hollands Oriface

[Endangered Specie]

130. The naked Gun 69 and 6/9ths

[Endangered Specie]

132. Mounting Python

[Beware the Beast Man]

133. The Cock Hunter

Crikey!

[sus]

135. Beverly Hills Cock

[Endangered Specie]

136. Beverly's SKILLS 69969

[NoPasaran]

137. "Super Size Me"

[woofless]

138. The Slime Of Miss Jean Brodie

[kodi]

139. Vagina Dialogues

(the director's cut)

[sus]

140. The 5000 Smelly Fingers of Dr. T

[Endangered Specie]

141. Sesame Streak

[alterfurz]

142. The Loin King

[GOPisEvil]

143. Diff'rent Strokers

[Endangered Specie]

144. 40,000 Leagues Under his pants

[sus]

145. Sleepy Swallow

[Endangered Specie]

146. Sex-Toy Story

[sus]

147. My Big Fat Greek Swelling

[Amaya]

148. Clitwoman

[sus]

149. Peeing on John Malkovich

[FredScuttle]

269. or, "Doing John Malkovich"

[Endangered Specie]

150. The Suction King

[sus]

157. The Scrotum King: The Wrath of Her Tongue

[sus]

151. Bridget Jones's Diaphragm

[Endangered Specie]

152. Fuck Everlasting

(Tuck Everlasting)

[Beware the Beast Man]

153. Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Ron and Amber and Jenna

and Peter and Buck and Tawny and Crystal and Henry and Dick and Jewel and Kelly and Jeanine and Tom and Christy and Geoge and Laura and Donald and Condolezza and Paul and.....

[sus]

166. HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Endangered Specie]

154. As Good as it Gets!

[Radical Activist]

155. Santorum does Key West

[woofless]

156. 101 Copulations

[Endangered Specie]

158. About A Boy and a Preist

[Endangered Specie]

159. The Cum of all Fears

[slutticus]

220. LOL....

....starring Ben AfFuck and Morgan Semen

[kodi]

160. Rambone

.

[SarahB]

161. Lord of the Flings

[Endangered Specie]

162. Dumb-Ho

(Dumbo)

[Beware the Beast Man]

163. Fistful of Donald

What a poor mental image that conjures.

[Endangered Specie]

164. Crocthy Beaver Hidden Dragon

(Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon)

[Endangered Specie]

165. Illegal Blonde

[Endangered Specie]

167. Monster Cocks Inc.

[sus]

168. The Cocksucker Proxy

[GOPisEvil]

169. Pffft! Hahahahahaha!

[Endangered Specie]

170. I dont get that one

:shrug:

[sus]

171. pssst...c'mere.

it's a play on "The Hudsucker Proxy"

[Endangered Specie]

173. arghh...

*slaps forehead

I cant get em all.

[Endangered Specie]

172. Not another TEEN Movie

[Radical Activist]

174. Bush and Dick Cheney America

[sus]

175. Breast in Show

[sus]

176. His Girl-on-Girl Friday

[Amaya]

177. Mrs. Assfire

[kodi]

178. Moby's Dick..

.

[Endangered Specie]

179. Fingering Forester

[sus]

180. Night of the Living Blow Up Dolls

[Endangered Specie]

181. The little sperm-maid

[terrya]

Masturbator and Commander. eom

[name not needed]

182. Robocock

[sus]

183. Valley of the Blow up Dolls

[Endangered Specie]

184. Shag the Dog

[Endangered Specie]

185. Road to Penetration

[Endangered Specie]

186. Enemy of the Straight

[sus]

187. Three Men and a Little Latex

[Endangered Specie]

188. I know Who you did last summer!

[Endangered Specie]

189. Pleasureville

(Pleasantville)

[sus]

191. Inflatable Cruelty

[kodi]

192. Bang the Boys Slowly.

.

[sus]

193. American Booty

[kodi]

194. Forrest Hump

.

[sus]

195. The Great Dick Taster

[PopSixSquish]

196. Lust of the Mohicans

:bounce:

I thought of another one, but I think it might get me banned. Even on this thread.

[kodi]

198. GladHeAteHer

.

[Endangered Specie]

199. The XXX Files

[skypilot]

200. "Scatwoman"

*

[sundog]

201. "Bang, Chitty, BANG! BANG!"

--

[mrboba1]

203. Has anyone nominated this for the homepage?!

:evilgrin:

[sundog]

204. A Cockwork Orange

--

[sus]

205. The Fist Years of Our Lives

[Nlighten1]

206. Debbie does DU.

[sus]

207. Some Like It in the Butt

[skypilot]

208. "Rodgering Me"

*

[Donkeyboy75]

212. Excellent! My favorite so far.

:thumbsup:

[skypilot]

214. Thanks, Donkyboy75

Um, now about your screenname....:evilgrin:

[NoPasaran]

209. "The Man With One Red Shoe Fetish"

[SmileyBoy]

210. Welcome To My Face

[sus]

211. Labia Minora Report

[slutticus]

222. ROTF...

...that's fucking great.

made my day.

[DS1]

213. Splendor in the Ass

[ChoralScholar]

215. oh my gosh.. is this thing not locked yet?

I am amazed and perplexed...

[phillybri]

217. This thread will not be stopped!!!

:party:

[rucky]

216. Hairy Pooter & The Sorceror's Bone

or the animated classic:

Pokeahotass

[rucky]

221. Nominate this topic for the DU Homepage

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

224. Lets not draw attention to it cappice

;)

[slutticus]

223. "Slutticus"

A sexual epic.

Starring Tony Coitus and Jeanne Semens

Quotes...
Slutticus: What's your name?
Debra: You don't want to know my name. I don't want to know your name.
Slutticus: Just a friendly question.
Debra: Sluts don't make friends. If we're ever matched in the arena together, I have to fuck you.

[Donkeyboy75]

225. The Buttfucker's Foxy

[matcom]

226. "Grabinator"

[Donkeyboy75]

227. A Fistful of Daughters

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

228. Spanker-Man (nt)

[Donkeyboy75]

229. The Toy Fuck Club

[Endangered Specie]

230. White Streak

(Blue Streak)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

231. Glad Vibrator (nt)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

232. Forest Hump

[Endangered Specie]

233. The DominMatrix

[Endangered Specie]

234. Sperminator 3: The Rise of the Sex Machines

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

235. Snatch Wars Episode II: Attack of the Boners

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

236. Good Willie Hunting

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

237. Sitting on Rod

[Donkeyboy75]

238. Gay Porn: Glen, Gary, Glen, Ross

[Donkeyboy75]

239. Third Cock in the Bun

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

240. KY-19: The Widowfucker

[Endangered Specie]

249. Shouldnt that be KYJ-69?

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

241. The Cunt and Red Cock Over Her

(The Hunt for Red October).

[matcom]

242. "Election 2000"

[Guy Fawkes]

243. The Drag Queen Diaries....(more)

"Groan"
"I know who you did last weekend"
"69 red ballons"
"28 seconds later"

[Rabid]

244. Creamer vs. Creamer

[mitchum]

245. Schindler's Lips

[Guy Fawkes]

253. Shindler's Lisp (prnounced Lithp)

[jmowreader]

246. Lick Bush

No, I'm not making this shit up. This is a high-quality piece of porn, one of the best in ages.

http://excaliburfilms.com/AdultVHS/lickbush.htm

"Join the Pussy Platform!"

[kodi]

247. the joy suck club

.

[Endangered Specie]

248. The Toy Fuck Club

[Endangered Specie]

250. Cum-Air

[Endangered Specie]

251. Finding Nempho

[HEyHEY]

252. Democratic undressin'

[Canuckistanian]

254. Schindler's Fist

[Endangered Specie]

256. Shindler's Piss

[Guy Fawkes]

255. Citizen Caining (it's an SM flick)

[Merrick]

257. Space Orgy 2001

[Merrick]

258. Fill Bill (gay)

[LowerManhattanite]

259. "Weapons of Ass Destruction"...starring...

Dick Splay-me, Colon Ka-Powell and George "Anything-Butt" Bush.

Special cameo by Donald Bum-feld.

[Merrick]

260. Citizen Came

[Merrick]

261. Boning Mahowny

[Merrick]

262. The Manchowder Candidate

[Endangered Specie]

263. Amateur PornStar Trek: The First Contact

[Guy Fawkes]

264. Michael Jackson's: The Villiage (of boys) (midget flick!)

[Mike Niendorff]

266. Plan 69 from Outer Space.

(hey, someone had to say it)


MDN

[Deja Q]

267. South Pork: Bigger, Longer, Uncut

:D

[LynneSin]

268. The Girl with the Pearl Necklace

:shrug:

[kodi]

270. My Left Nut.

something about a lost bet i would presume.

[Swede]

271. Crouching swallower,Hidden salami

[FredScuttle]

272. "Three Days of the Condom"

[Cannikin]

273. Big butted Burka-babes and the Shiite's who Shagged me

[jus_the_facts]

275. Lara Croft Womb Raider

[jus_the_facts]

276. The DICK Hunter

[jus_the_facts]

277. The Texas Chainsaw Sado/Masochist

[TroubleMan]

278. Ass-a-blanca

nt

[jus_the_facts]

279. Tittie Tittie Bang Bang

[TroubleMan]

280. Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

nt

[TroubleMan]

281. Fisting of Fury

nt

[TroubleMan]

282. James Bond film - Dr. No-Vaseline

watch out for his Goldfinger!

[TroubleMan]

283. Star Trek II: The Ass of Khan

"Khan........Khan..........................KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[TroubleMan]

284. Max Bedroom

I actually saw this advertised on the banner of a porn movie theater.

[TroubleMan]

285. Dodge Balls...................The Spanker Man

nt

[More Than A Feeling]

286. "My Big Lebowski"

<eom>

[TroubleMan]

287. Lilo & Bitch

[TroubleMan]

288. Two Mules In Sister Sarah

nt

[TroubleMan]

289. Shrek III: The Donkey Show

ewwww!!

[Pied Piper]

290. OMG! Best. Thread. EVER!!!

nt

[name not needed]

291. This is Anal Tap

[sundog]

292. Gay porn: Butch Cassidy Does the Sundance Kid

--

[Swede]

293. 28 Gays Later

[sundog]

294. rotfl!

-

[name not needed]

295. Lord of the G Strings

The Bare Wench Project


The above are actual porn films. I have seen them both.

[Mike Niendorff]

297. American Booty

(again, had to be said)


MDN

[tnhatesbush]

298. TRIMMING THE BUSH

"Trimming the Bush" would be the most appropriate

[Cannikin]

299. Lord of the Cock Ring

This is the longest thread I've ever seen.

[WillyBrandt]

300. The Firm

[WillyBrandt]

301. The Annals of Anal

[WillyBrandt]

302. A River of Cum Runs Through It

[WillyBrandt]

303. Desert Island Dicks

[WillyBrandt]

304. Let Them Eat Cum

[WillyBrandt]

305. Three Men and a Little Lady

[WillyBrandt]

306. Backside to the Future (apparently a real porno film)

[WillyBrandt]

307. Jewish Voyeur Video: "The Chosen Peephole"

[WillyBrandt]

308. The Great Gasping

[sundog]

309. 8 1/2 (not the Fellini version)

--

[WillyBrandt]

310. The Manchewing Candidate

[Endangered Specie]

311. All dy**s go to heaven.

[newsguyatl]

312. Dude, Where's My Dildo?

[Kathy in Cambridge]

313. Best. Thread. Ever.

Thanks to the Mods for not locking!

[Endangered Specie]

315. They are all probably laughing too hard.

[Endangered Specie]

314. The 69th element.

[WillyBrandt]

316. Super Size Meat

[Endangered Specie]

317. The Sod-Father

[Endangered Specie]

318. You've got nailed

[WillyBrandt]

319. Shaft

[Endangered Specie]

320. Tit-anic

[WillyBrandt]

321. Thirteen Gays

[Endangered Specie]

322. Thirteen Ways!

[Endangered Specie]

323. Mr. Smith comes all over Washington

[WillyBrandt]

324. Dr Strangelove, or How I learned to stop worry and love the bondage

[newsguyatl]

325. White Men Can't Hump

[Endangered Specie]

326. cry havoc! and let slit the dy**es of War!

[WillyBrandt]

327. A Separate Piece ... of Ass

[Endangered Specie]

328. The Snatch-Skank Redemption

[WillyBrandt]

329. Gentlemen Prefer Blonde Pussies

[Endangered Specie]

330. Beauty and the Bitch

[WillyBrandt]

331. Four Beddings and a Few Oral

[WillyBrandt]

333. Hahaha... sorry, proud of this one

[Endangered Specie]

332. Came Yesterday

[Endangered Specie]

334. Good, Will fucking

[WillyBrandt]

335. A Movable Beastiality

[WillyBrandt]

336. Please Please Me

[Endangered Specie]

337. The Italian hand-job

[WillyBrandt]

338. Field of Reams

[Endangered Specie]

339. A Hardy in the Laurel

(Laurel and Hardy)

[WillyBrandt]

340. It's a Wonderful Muff

[Endangered Specie]

341. Muff on the Bounty

[WillyBrandt]

342. Dick Soup

[FredScuttle]

343. Lawrence of A-Labia

[WillyBrandt]

344. The Princess Hide

[Endangered Specie]

345. The Sperm Producers, featuring Spermtime for Hitler and Doucheland

[WillyBrandt]

346. Die Hard

[Endangered Specie]

347. Shag-spear in love

[Downtown Hound]

348. KING DONG!!!!

The Eighth Wonder of the world!

[TroubleMan]

349. Being John Malkovich's Bitch

nt.

[sundog]

350. Woodcock

--

[Endangered Specie]

351. The three muff-keteers

[WillyBrandt]

352. The Cunt of Red October

[Endangered Specie]

353. Blows right and the seven dwarfs

[TroubleMan]

354. BenWa Balls Hur

nt

[WillyBrandt]

355. The Oral of the Story

[WillyBrandt]

356. Less is Whore

[WillyBrandt]

357. Buffing the Vampire Slayer

[arbusto_baboso]

456. Boffy the Vampire Layer

[Endangered Specie]

457. Muffy the Vampire, Lay Her!

[TroubleMan]

358. The Sound of Spewzic

nt

[Endangered Specie]

359. Mary Cherry-Poppins... edit: Cherry Poppins is probably better

[TroubleMan]

363. Just a spoon full of sugar helps the spooge go down.

ew

[Endangered Specie]

364. Agghh ROFL... I need a shower

[Endangered Specie]

360. Lady and the Tran

[WillyBrandt]

366. Very Good!

[TroubleMan]

361. Ghostfuckers........."Who ya' gonna call?.....Ghost fuckers!"

nt

[Endangered Specie]

362. Guess whose cumming on dinner

[WillyBrandt]

365. Dawson's Greek

[TroubleMan]

367. Bedknobs and Broomsticks

didn't even have to change the name

[Endangered Specie]

368. Black Cock Down

[WillyBrandt]

369. Cumming to America

[WillyBrandt]

370. The Russians Are Cumming

[Endangered Specie]

371. Being In There

[WillyBrandt]

372. Atlas Swallowed

[Endangered Specie]

373. All the President's Semen

[TroubleMan]

My Favorite Rear....lol...staring Peter O'Toole....he had a porn name

and I didn't even realize it!

[WillyBrandt]

374. Howard's Rear End

[WillyBrandt]

375. The Naked and the Bed (Norman Mailer Reference)

[WillyBrandt]

376. Something Wicked This Way Cums

[Endangered Specie]

377. Cunt encounters of the third kind.

[Endangered Specie]

378. Citizen Kame

[WillyBrandt]

380. Good Work! I was trying to think of one for this!

[Endangered Specie]

381. Thanks, your doing a BANG up job too

;) :)

[Endangered Specie]

379. The enforce in her

[WillyBrandt]

382. Jacking Pollack

[TroubleMan]

383. Dirty Dances With Wolves

nt

[Endangered Specie]

384. Unfakeable

[WillyBrandt]

385. Every Dyke Has Its Gay

[Endangered Specie]

386. Knock my wood

[TroubleMan]

387. The Adventures of Fuckaroo Bonzai: Across The Gay Dimension

[WillyBrandt]

388. Who's On First?

[Endangered Specie]

389. How the snatch hole christmas

[Endangered Specie]

390. Cumming my way?

[WillyBrandt]

391. Shaft

[Endangered Specie]

392. Frank in Stein

[TroubleMan]

393. JACK-y Chan in Drunken Masturbater II

nt

[WillyBrandt]

The Three Spooges

[Endangered Specie]

396. lol... The Three Schmoozes

[Endangered Specie]

394. The Cream Team, or, The Dream Teen

[WillyBrandt]

395. White Men Can't Spunk

[WillyBrandt]

397. Spunking White: The Elements of Vile

[WillyBrandt]

401. 5 Points to Whomever Gets the Reference! :)

[FredScuttle]

439. Strunk & White: Elements of Style?

BTW, I can't believe I'm still looking at this thread

[Endangered Specie]

398. Beef Enounter

[TroubleMan]

399. The Nutty Proffesor...puts a whole new meaning on flubber

nt

[WillyBrandt]

400. You mean, "The Nutting Professor"

[Endangered Specie]

405. The Smutty professor

[TroubleMan]

402. The Ass Menagerie

nt

[Endangered Specie]

403. Young Wive's Tail

[TroubleMan]

404. The Cum-Catcher in the Rye

I ain't catchin' that body cummin through the rye!!

[Endangered Specie]

408. The Cum-Cather, in her eye!

[TroubleMan]

412. LOL...

[Endangered Specie]

406. Air Fellatio One

[TroubleMan]

407. The Neverending Whoring

nt

[WillyBrandt]

409. An American Tail

[TroubleMan]

410. Top Buns

nt

[WillyBrandt]

411. Nineteen Aching Whores

[Endangered Specie]

428. How the hell'd you come up with that one?

:thumbsup:

[WillyBrandt]

432. Looking at my bookshelf for titles to pervert

[TroubleMan]

You Got Spermed (from You Got Served)

nt

[Endangered Specie]

413. Bent Hur over

[WillyBrandt]

414. Uncle Tom's Cuban

[Endangered Specie]

416. Uncle Tom's Cummin

[TroubleMan]

418. Uncle Tom's Grabbin'

nt

[Endangered Specie]

415. Labito is Beautiful

[Endangered Specie]

417. Dr. Jekyll missed her hide.

[WillyBrandt]

419. OK, I'm going to sleep! My proudest though: "Nineteen aching whores"...

Enjoy Friends!

[Endangered Specie]

421. Don't leave, I hope this thread is still up in the morning!

[WillyBrandt]

422. No--Sometimes you have to step away!

[Endangered Specie]

424. Yeah, this could go All Nite long.

[TroubleMan]

420. The Mighty Fucks

nt

[Endangered Specie]

423. The Mighty Sucks

[WillyBrandt]

425. Last One: "Rumble in the Box"

[TroubleMan]

427. Another JACK-y Chan.....Sloperation Condom

nt

[TroubleMan]

430. Pooper Cop

nt

[Endangered Specie]

426. The day of the Jack-off

[TroubleMan]

429. Jiggly (Gigli)

nt

[Endangered Specie]

462. Jizzly

[sir_captain]

431. The Usual Buttsex

is easily my all-time favorite

[Endangered Specie]

433. Whore Score and semen tears ago.

[Swede]

434. Bold Mountin'

[Endangered Specie]

435. This thread is definetly rated NC-17!

[ILeft]

438. John Asscraft

ewwww...

[Mike Niendorff]

440. To Wong Foo, With Lust

[Mike Niendorff]

441. The Handmaid's Tail

[Mike Niendorff]

442. The Gods Must Be Horny

(ducking for cover)

[Mike Niendorff]

443. The Island of Doctor "More! Ohhh!"

(ducking again)

[Rhiannon12866]

444. This is no game for me

I used to be responsible for the satellite TV listings, throughout the country, which included the porno channel American EXXXtasy. Yuck. When I worked with my partner, who was a guy, I made him take this one. I took the sports channels, since he was clueless on those. But I, eventually, was stuck with this porno channel. I was pleasantly surprised. They were very nice when I called them about time slots they hadn't yet scheduled. My contact would just laugh and say that they had better get busy and start filming in someone's garage. They were as nice to me as Eternal Word, the Catholic Cable Station. These became my two favorites to call, LOL! If you want authentic porno movie titles, I have typed them. "Hannah and her Sisters" was one that was parodied, but nothing close to the title that you suggested.:shrug:

[Zorra]

445. Twin Bushes.

[onebigbadwulf]

446. Lord of the Nipple Rings

[VOX]

447. "Bend Over Like Beckham" and "Sheepless in Seattle"

What a double bill!
:kick:

[sus]

448. Mystic Rimmer

[phillybri]

449. I WANNA THANK EVERYONE THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THIS!!!

Kudos to the sick mother f'ers inhabiting DU!!!

You've made me the happiest poster in the world!!!

[Endangered Specie]

450. ANd Congrats to you for strating what will surely be deemed

an authentic DU Lounge Classic.

[Endangered Specie]

451. Diaphrams are Forever

[Guy Fawkes]

452. To lick a mocking bird (for Texans)

[Endangered Specie]

458. To Feel a Mocking Bird

[Strawman]

453. Felch Club

The first rule of felch club...

[Strawman]

454. Ed's Wood

[Strawman]

455. Stuart Shaves His Family

[Endangered Specie]

459. All the President's Hymen

[Endangered Specie]

460. Three Rascals In a Hymen Fortress

[Endangered Specie]

461. Masterbate her and Command her.

[Guy Fawkes]

463. I Like It Pitch Black (early Vin D. porn)

[Endangered Specie]

464. A well deserved kick

:kick:

[Guy Fawkes]

465. Indiana Jones: The last Douchade

[Guy Fawkes]

466. American Pi (real movie)

[Guy Fawkes]

467. The Day the Bed Springs stood still

[Guy Fawkes]

468. Kung-Pow! Enter the Bedroom.

[Guy Fawkes]

469. Teenage Mutant Nimpho Turtles

[Guy Fawkes]

470. That's My Bush (Laura's x-rated autobiography)

[Guy Fawkes]

471. Lord of the Flings

[Guy Fawkes]

472. Hannible Licked-Her

[Guy Fawkes]

473. Cock Ringu

[TroubleMan]

474. The Maiming of the Screw

[Endangered Specie]

475. Sperm Trek: The Undiscovered Cunt

[Endangered Specie]

476. Bangs of New York

[IranianDemocrat]

477. Dirty Harry Penis

.

[IranianDemocrat]

478. Schindler's tits.

.

[DarkToe0]

479. Angry Anal Number Eight

the title sells itself

[Guy Fawkes]

480. Knocked up guys

[Guy Fawkes]

481. Vin Deasle in: Triple-X Nights

[Guy Fawkes]

482. That Thing You Do (with your tongue)

[Guy Fawkes]

483. Bed of Brothers

[Guy Fawkes]

484. "Of Boys and Men"

[Guy Fawkes]

485. Lock, Stock, and Two Sucking Barrels

[Endangered Specie]

487. Cock, Stock, and Two Sucking Barrels

[Endangered Specie]

486. The Cherries of Wrath

[Guy Fawkes]

488. Dog + Ma!

[Guy Fawkes]

489. Santa Clause Conquers the Martian Queen

[PartyPooper]

490. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas: Crawford's best-kept secret.

:evilgrin:

[Guy Fawkes]

491. Vibrations

(ripoff of Tremors, incase you didn't know)

[Endangered Specie]

492. F** the Dog

[doubleplusgood]

493. "Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy"

n/t

[Endangered Specie]

494. Labito Weapon. 500th Reply!!!!

[Brewman_Jax]

495. Edward Penishands

:evilgrin:

[Guy Fawkes]

496. Cockadile Dundee

[Mike Niendorff]

497. Casa (Blank)a

[LiveWire]

499. Turner and Cooch

bahahahaha

[Endangered Specie]

500. Labito & Snatch

[TiredTexan]

501. The Sopornos

[AVID]

502. Gladheateher

[AVID]

503. oklahomo

[slutticus]

513. LOL

That's wrong man.....but funny....

[AVID]

504. The Stiffshank Installation

[AVID]

505. Knobbing Bill

[AVID]

506. That Thing You Do to my clitorus

[Endangered Specie]

509. That thing you spew.

ew

[TiredTexan]

507. Naked Gun 44 Double D Magnum

[Guy Fawkes]

508. Angles in America

[indigobusiness]

510. Twenty Mule-team Borax

no?

[zeemike]

511. Cum With The Wind

[Endangered Specie]

512. Cum into the Wind.