Why did the box turtle cross the street?

[Kat45]

I'm sure some DUers have a good answer to this burning question. :-)

[matcom]

1. to touch MY ASS!

:D

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Because he was being chased by a yak that was irritated with him

for treading on his turf. :hi:

[commander bunnypants]

3. to talk to the yaks

DDQM

[skypilot]

4. To have a threesome...

...with me and my boyfriend. But we were already done by the time it got over here.

[Misunderestimator]

5. To flirt with Trumad.

[yellowcanine]

6. That's easy. To get away from Rick Santorum and Pat Boone. They were

trying to solicit him for a threesome.

[ClintonTyree]

7. To get..............

to the Republican National Convention?

[TrogL]

8. He thought it was a runway

I'll explain later if nobody gets it.

[Gildor Inglorion]

9. It was stapled to this chicken, see...

and was taken across the street against its will. According to the RNC, Bill Clinton was responsible.

[Kat45]

10. Perhaps to get away from Cornyn, who was very curious

about doing a box turtle.