What is the goofiest, most embarrassing thing that happened on a date?

[Snoggera]

I have many, but will choose one:

I was 16, and so was my girlfriend. We went to the movies. We enjoyed the movie, and got into my car to leave. The battery was dead. We were the last to leave the theater as we had spent quite a bit of time smooching. A cop car pulled up behind me. I asked if he could give the car a boost. He said no, but drove us to our respective homes. My girlfriend sat in front. I sat in the back, caged part. I was embarrassed for the next 10 years or so over that.

--My brother drove me back to the car where we started it and drove home.

[Gothic Sponge]

1. I went on a blind date and

i put on a new pair of pants....I forgot to take the labels off. Most embarrassing!

[Aristus]

2. I was sitting in my car with this girl, just talking,

and I breathed out through my nose. Just then a big, dry booger whiffed out of my nose and landed with an audible *tick* on the leg of my jeans. I just about died with embarrassment. She either didn't see it, or pretended not to notice when I casually whisked it off onto the floor of the car.

We never went out again.

I hope that wasn't the reason.

[Mara Steele]

4. ROFL!!

Don't worry, I'm sure it wasn't that. Most girls are pretty tolerant of little "accidents" like that if they like a guy or gal...

[Aristus]

5. That's good to know.

Still, I hope it never happens again. I mean, my wife is pretty forgiving and all, but still................

[Mara Steele]

3. Stomach cramps...

...had to take a trip to the john every 15-20 minutes...

Yikes... Was definitely very embarassing. :D

[oregonjen]

6. Have you seen "Along Came Polly"?

Ben Stiller's problem is irritable bowl syndrone. Pretty funny because we all can relate. :-)

[Mara Steele]

8. Yes, it was a lot like that, actually!!

I loved that movie, it totally cracked me up. :)

[Blue-Jay]

7. Got caught in "flagrante delicto"

by my date's mother on her back porch. What started out as a good night ended up a bit unnerving, to say the least.

[Southsideirish]

9. I ate a shelled (?) shrimp - shell and all! Never saw one before! nt

[Red State Rebel]

11. ROFL! I thought Fillet Mignon was Fish!

I had always heard it was the best thing to have for dinner (I was 15!!) and went on a date with a guy a couple of years older than me that my parents knew. I ordered fillet mignon and when the waiter asked me how I wanted it cooked, I was totally lost. I asked him how it came and when he said rare, medium rare, etc. I finally caught on that I was ordering steak! Shoot, the only thing I had ever heard of being filleted was a fish....

I was so embarrassed!

[MrScorpio]

10. Oh, yeah. I got one.

It was that time when I slipped and my tongue ended up down some girl's throat. It made for interesting conversation later that night for sure.

[Misunderestimator]

12. Spreading cream cheese on a bagel... it flipped out of my hand and onto...

my left breast... and stuck. But hey... I wasn't to blame... I had never even SEEN a bagel before that day... (had just moved to Philly from Texas).

Wouldn't embarrass me now, but at 18... I was mortified.

[kikiek]

13. My date got beat up in a restaurant.

Went out to eat and a guy I knew stopped by our table while we were eating to tell me about the big buck he shot during deer hunting season. My date said "Oh what a great hunter you are sitting in a tree waiting for a deer to walk by and then you shoot it". Needless to say it pissed off the hunter who jumped him and started beating the crap out of him. He wasn't a fighter at all so I jumped on the hunters back and tried pulling him off which I wasn't able to do anyways. Quite a scene.

[2Design]

14. playing video game....laughed so hard... I ....peeeeeeeddddd in

my pants...... I was so embarassed.....

[Shananigans]

15. First date with a guy...

he pulls out his checkcard to pay and they don't accept plastic. I quickly whipped out the checkbook and covered it, but I think he was mortified. I went out with him two more times just because I felt bad. ;)

[TNDemo]

16. I cut an obnoxious SBD.

We had just come from a big meal. He had a van (1970s) and I was in the front passenger side so there was a good amount of room between us. My stomach was cramping and I though I could just ease off a little pressure so I let off a little. All of a sudden I realized it was one of those farts that hit you in the face like a fist. I started gradually rolling the window down a little and trying to suck it all up my nose real quick before he got it. However, some of it still got to him. Instead of being a class act and either ignoring it or making a joke, he just turned to me wide eyed and said "Did you fart???" I was pretty dang embarrassed but not as much as the next day, when at lunch he told all his friends about it (with me there). We didn't date much longer after that.

[LWolf]

17. He took me to the movies.

I fell asleep. Snored through the movie. First and last date with him.

:boring:

[SarahB]

18. I was at my then boyfriend's house when I was 17...

His dad walked in during...um...let's just say a "second base moment". His dad just smiled and excused himself, but I felt like quite the naughty girl.