Best Televangelist hair

[Reverend_Smitty]

What is it with televangelists and their hair? I don't get it, the higher they wear it, the closer they are to God? Who has the best televangelist hair?

1) Robert Tilton
2) Pat Robertson
3) Peter Popoff
4) Jan and Paul Crouch
5) Jack and Rexilla Van Impe
6) Jerry Falwell

7) Benny Hinn

[Fenris]

1. Hinn. No one can touch the hair wave.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Benny Hinn wins on a variety of levels.

That swoopy thing on Hinn's skull defies the laws of physics.

[Fenris]

7. Plus, the Dr. Evil suits he wears just complete the spaceman look.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Hahaha!!!

Send me ONE MILLION DOLLARS for entry into heaven! :D

[alilenas]

2. Jan Crouch

You can't even identify the color.

[ronnykmarshall]

6. She takes the cake

and I think the frosting is on her sorry ass head.

[elperromagico]

4. Hinn's quasi-combover just can't be beat.

No contest here, as far as I can tell. Combovers are always good for a giggle.

[LTR]

5. Dr. Gene Scott!

An absolute legend in televangelism.

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/dr-gene-scott/

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. I've never heard of him

but his show sounds like a real hoot!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

17. When I had a satellite dish I watched him regularly

What's with his entourage of young women?
I loved the way he would get angry and yell at the viewers if they didn't donate enough.

32. I was trying to remember his name!

he wins in my book

[AlCzervik]

8. What the hell kind of name is Rexilla? Sounds like she should be

crushing Tokyo. Those 2 assholes are on at like 12:30am here, so one night i flipping through and i see what appears to be a newscast, wow was i wrong, it was Rexilla and Jack telling me how to get ready for doomsday.

[Lin]

12. LOLOLOL! but oh... hinn is in a league of his own- good laff, thx <eom>

[Connie_Corleone]

15. Let me guess...

Jack had a weird grin on his face the whole time.

[AlCzervik]

21. Jack kept handling his sheets of paper like he was a newscaster

and kept telling me about the signs that were all around me pointing to the obvious end of the world. He's has drunk koolaide bigtime and his freakish wife is a major harridan. they were so pissed about "The gays" and about how are society is just so immoral.

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. I figured it out!

They all use so much hair spray that it will burn a whole in the O-zone layer, increasing the rate of global warming, thus bringing the End of Days that much quicker. I think I might be on to something here.

[Blue-Jay]

10. Benny!

That guy ROCKS!

an aside: I understand that he was the inspiration for Steve Martin's character in Leap Of Faith. A charlatan's charlatan.

[tridim]

Jack Van Impe

That Jack Van Impe pic doesn't do his hair justice. It is actual proof that there is no gawd. Rexella is just a freak in general.

Oh, and Jack is an adviser to Bush. I've heard him say so on his show.

[Lin]

24. fun post/thread -methinks jack has a two-piece piece <eom>

[Connie_Corleone]

11. Robert Tilton

He's got that sexy salt & pepper look. Or he used to during the 90's.

[Wickerman]

16. I am saddened that John Hagee of Cornerstone Church

in San Antonio TX was not on your list.

This, truly, is a man of Gawd.



edited for your edification:


http://www.jhm.org/pastor.asp
Pastor Hagee


Dr. John C. Hagee is the founder and Senior Pastor of Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, a non-denominational evangelical church with more than 17,000 active members.

Dr. Hagee is the President and C.E.O. of Global Evangelism Television which telecasts his national radio and television ministry carried in America on 120 full power T.V. stations, 110 radio stations, three networks and can be seen weekly in over 92 million homes. John Hagee Ministries is also from coast to coast in Canada in prime time on the Vision Network, in most Third World nations, in Africa, and in Europe.

[GOPisEvil]

18. Dude has a HHHHHHUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGEEEEEE house, too.

In the very exclusive Dominion subdivision. If you want to know where your contributions to his church go, look there and that big ass freaking church he built.

[Fenris]

23. He's also pretty hefty for a man of god.

[Wickerman]

25. And the lord said, John, eat thy rich food

a bunch, so you blow up like a freakin' blow fish.

[Fenris]

28. LOL he always plays on San Marcos cable at 8 am

I watch to get a good laugh. He looks like he's about to have a heart attack even when he's whispering.

[Wickerman]

29. I had the displeasure of watching him this weekend

on satellite at relatives. Hadn't seen him since I left TX. What a hoot. He had this elaborate timeline of the rapture - kept referring to it as the Gospel. Uh, John, the Gospel is the first 4 books. Revelations was the acid trip of another John, long, long ago.

[Bundbuster]

30. luna - ya hurt me bad

Haven't laughed this hard in a L..O..N..G time.

[Wickerman]

31. Hey BB

I followed your link - great site - nice resource!

[Bundbuster]

35. Thanks luna - I wish more DUers would use it

The LINKS section, especially, has huge firepower. The "Church & State - what separation?" folder might be of particular interest to those following this thread.

Speaking of a hairdo...

[Wickerman]

27. I've never ventured into the Dominion

gated communities freak me out - but I can imagine its huge - I've flown over and gawked - some virtual palaces.

[Reverend_Smitty]

19. Sorry, If I googled every crazy Christian

and tried to post it here, I'd be here all night!

[Endangered Specie]

36. Probably the only man to have more Heart Attacks than Cheney

[SoCalDem]

20. The farting preacher's hair is pretty nice too..and he cracks me up

http://www.ammodumpradio.com/tilton.asp

[Carni]

22. I voted Hinn but Tilton's the fart master

You cannot deny Tilton the accord he has earned...the hell with the hair, the man can rip one out like nobody's business!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

26. wish someone had a screen captured of Newt and Delay

when they paid a visit to paul and jan's show in the mid 90s, while they were still riding high from their '94 victory.

[peekaloo]

33. Ernest Angley

He's been sportin' the same rug since the '70's.

[MallRat]

34. Holy shit... what is that on Jan Crouch's head?

I've never actually heard of her... that bodacious coiff defies logic, the laws of physics, and good taste all in one fell swoop.

I am both awed and frightened.

-MR

[KamaAina]

37. Benny Hinn's is an obvious rug

Wassup with that, Benny? I mean, God made you bald, right? So, isn't it, like, a sin to cover up His handiwork? Huh?

Note, too, that Hinn, who is Arab -- Palestinian, in fact! -- , has lately been pronouncing his name "Hin", not the furrin-soundin' "Heen" like before.