I used to be paranoid

[teryang]

...but now my spouse has gone over the edge. She says that because of my compulsive DU presence, we are now under surveillance.

She caught people taking pictures of our home last year. I told her it was insurance people. Then last night she found a white pick up parked in front of the house at 430 AM with the lights on. I told her it was probably dope dealers moving into the neighborhood. But then I had to mention that I saw a similar pickup acting suspiciously Friday night when I went out for a walk. I only went to the Democratic Executive Committee once with a neighbor. (Whew, what a bunch of backbiters.) It was fun, but I don't have time to go back with the new job.

[Reciprocity]

1. Well I used to be indecisive .

But now I'm not so sure.

[ilovenicepeople]

2. Lots of Laughs(LOL)

It's never to late to be a pessimist!

[PVnRT]

3. Shit, you're on to me

Phase 2, commence....