So, I've been deep undercover for awhile.

[Colonel Flagg]

What's been going on? And don't try to be cutie pies about it!

[Guy Fawkes]

1. GLOMP!

Shouldn't have come out. Now you've been glomped!

[Lefty48197]

2. Nothing to worry about. Just the usual...

commie pinko stuff.

[Colonel Flagg]

4. Oh. Still reading REaDerS DIGEST?

I knew it - you're one of those.

[fob]

6. Take out the 3rd, 5th and 6th letters and that's RED'S DIGEST,

COMMRADE!

[Blue-Jay]

3. "Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am."

I love Colonel Flagg.

[Colonel Flagg]

5. Hey! I don't play that way, Bub!

I'm a guy. You're a guy. Let's leave it at that.

[tom_paine]

8. "I want you to patch this guy up. He has to be in Seoul Saturday

for his execution."
--YOU...Colonel Flagg

"Did you know I could kill you with my litle finger, Burns?"
--YOU...Colonel Flagg

[moof]

12. Or so you would have others believe, gender would be no

challenge for a true master of disguise.

Nice try though ... wind.

[Colonel Flagg]

15. Hey! Who said I was the Wind?

I'm Ling Chao. Chinese Agent.

[PopSixSquish]

7. "Where's Houlihan?"

"I think it's next to Dublin"

"Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion"

"Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am"

[1monster]

9. Colonel Flagg from the Korean War? Who used to hang around

Hawkeye, BJ, Potter, et als?

Man! You must be ancient by now!!! :wow:

[KG]

10. mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and i'll be home for christmas.

[Colonel Flagg]

11. Your loving son,

Queen Victoria.

[Colonel Flagg]

13. I trained myself not to laugh.

I watched 100 hours of The Three Stooges. Anytime I felt like laughing, I jabbed myself in the stomach with a cattle prod. Just so you know who you're dealing with here.

[tom_paine]

18. ROFLMAO!

I forgot that line!

[Elidor]

14. hey, man

Somebody told me you could hook me up. You know, some penicillin. I got this rash...

[Colonel Flagg]

17. We use it to buy intelligence.

We can't be giving it away to every Tom Dick and Harry with a rash. Have you ever heard of a Number 8?

[Endangered Specie]

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