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Thu Jul-22-04 05:03 PM
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Songs that make you want to beat the singer |
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Puddle of Mudd - Away From Me She dumped you 'cause you're a whiny, self-absorbed little shit! Shut up already! If you were capable of shutting up for even five minutes she might still be here, schmuck! I'm always afraid?! I'm always afraid you'll try to write another song! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:04 PM
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1. Don't the Russians Love Their Children, Too |
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but then, I'd beat Sting just for the fun of it.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:05 PM
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with a fucking lead pipe for about 10 hours
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:58 PM
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Oh, yeah! Please make sure that revolution is televised, I'll tune in!
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:31 PM
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34. i'll give it up for "Let The Eagle Sore" |
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:42 PM
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37. It would have been perfect in American Psycho |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:05 PM
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3. Anything by The Smiths |
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:41 PM
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... Morrissey must be some kind of acquired taste. He makes me wince for my gender :)
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:08 PM
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4. "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" by Boy George |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:53 PM
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18. First one that popped into my mind, too. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:08 PM
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5. Celine Dion- my heart will go on. |
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If you keep singing, I won't go on! I HATE CELINE DION! Damn you Canada! You should have kept her!
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:14 PM
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7. I think they exported her to save themselves |
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I don't blame them. I'd do anything to get rid of her, too. "Hey, look! They love you in America! Buh-bye!"
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:12 PM
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Figured You Out by Nickelback Stunningly misogynistic.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:17 PM
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8. Don't get me started on GREEN DAY |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:20 PM
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9. The Darkness, "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" |
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I like the music, but when he starts singing, then goes into his falsetto.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:39 PM
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10. Anything by Tom Petty |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:42 PM
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11. anything by the Guess Who |
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Burton Cummings' voice makes me wanna poke out my eardrums, but his vibrato 'technique' is what really bothers me. oy oy oy.
and yet i've heard multiple people say, even publicly, that he was the greatest voice in rock history. go figure.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:43 PM
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12. anything by Smashing Pumpkins or GG Allin |
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not because I don't like GG, but because he'd want it that way.
Smashing Pumkpins just plain suck.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:43 PM
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13. Michael Bolton's excruciating remakes of classic soul tunes. |
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"When A Man Loves A Woman." ARRRRRRGH!!! :puke::grr:
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:47 PM
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16. while in my office, I thought I heard my 4 month old |
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screaming in pain at the top of his lungs. I walked into the other room to discover a Michael Bolton video on television.
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Thu Jul-22-04 07:24 PM
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32. Bolton will smoke several turds in purgatory for his covers |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:45 PM
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14. Anything byy Celine Dion |
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I am sick of her. Wish she would have stayed retired.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:46 PM
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15. What was that song that was out this past year |
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that had this whiny guy saying, "Sorry I'm not perfect." Don't know the name but my daughter always had it playing on the radio. Ack. And anything by Natalie Merchant.
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:41 PM
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I HATE that song with every fiber of my being. It makes me want to track the guy singing it down and give him something REAL to whine about. :grr:
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:43 PM
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38. Gotta stick up for Natalie |
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:50 PM
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his voice and shitty songs makes my ears bleed.
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Thu Jul-22-04 05:54 PM
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19. Lovefool by the Cardigans |
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just thinking about it drives me nuts.
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:24 PM
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the ???? jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... a weem a wap a weem a wap... makes me wanna stick a red hot nail in my ear...
and...
Who let the dogs out... woof, woof woof woof... arrrrrrrrgggghhhhh
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:26 PM
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:26 PM
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23. Anything By Michael Bolton |
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:26 PM
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24. Anything by David Lee Roth |
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:33 PM
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25. Anything by Led Zeppelin |
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I know, I know...but Plant just gets on my nerves.
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:43 PM
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28. Anything by W. Axel Rose |
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Thu Jul-22-04 06:44 PM
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29. Stinks, or as they are professionally known "Styx" |
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When I hear "Babe, I'm leaving, I must be on my way", I want to say don't let your ass get caught in the door on your way out.
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:32 PM
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35. I believe that is spelled "Stynx". |
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:47 PM
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41. Man, a lot of people recorded this "Anything" song. Must be a real |
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stinker. Funny that I've never heard of it.
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:25 PM
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33. Right now, Hoobastank's "The Reason" |
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It's being played all the time, and I don't like the song.
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:37 PM
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36. That god forsaken "Roses" by Outkast. |
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:44 PM
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39. I like the singer, but when he sings |
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I wanna take any muscial instruments away from Tom Waite. I can't stand his singing.
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:45 PM
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40. "Hot Child In The City" |
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Hell...no one's heard from Nick Gilder in years---I might have beaten him to death years ago in a blackout stupor! :)
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Thu Jul-22-04 09:53 PM
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42. THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER |
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Cher. "Life after Love" Holy Christ, the woman ruined <i> sound waves</i>. I didn't even think that was possible. Deaf people took their own lives in droves. We are only now recovering from this musial travesty.
The lyrics are pretty much as follows:
Do you believe in life after love...after love....after love....after love.....? I can peel sometheen ensaw ye sayuh....... Aw rilly dont theen you're straw enough, oh...
(Man-ish mumblings, Britney Spears-esque synthetic voice enhancement) Do you believe...(repeat above)
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