I am sooo sick of all the Vader bashing

[HEyHEY]

look at that record, he's very ambitious

[Taylor Mason Powell]

1. LOL!!

Very nice.

[sniffa]

2. i miss vader

he was never the same after Leaving WCW... or after paraLyzing that kid.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

3. Never let it be said that some....................

"flimsy" morality ever stopped the Darth-man from getting the job done. Grand Moff Tarkin wasn't worthy of kissing his boots.

[Unperson 309]

7. Ah, YES! Tarkin!

And then there's Moff Tarkin
The great Grand Moff Tarkin!
Tall as a fireplug, Verbose as a clam.
The favored contender, he would not surrender:
"In our moment of TRIUMPH?!... I *hardly* think-" BLAM!!!

From a great filksong on the subject of the Imperials.

309

"We must be calm! We don't want to do something VILE to Vader!"
-- Imperial Soliloquy

[Endangered Specie]

4. Heil Vader!

[rocktivity]

5. WHO'S bashing Vader?

They're one of the better black metal bands!



:yourock:
rockantion

[TexasSissy]

6. LOL LOL! Too funny.

[Elidor]

8. Overrated gasbag!

Who knew that the prerequisite to running the Imperial Navy was racing land-speeders and fighting with flashlights?! This is a warrior? Look at that stiff walk. He's arthritic! And despite his claims to be "tough on terror" the Rebels destroyed TWO - count'em - TWO Death Stars and this idiot couldn't stop them even though he was ON BOARD! "Even though we had intelligence that said there would be an attack, who could have known that they would fly X-Wing fighters into the station's exhaust vents?" He's the George Dubya Bush of the Alliance! He's also a mouth-breather.

Darth Maul: now there was a badass. He'd chew Vader up and spit him out without breaking a sweat.

[VelmaD]

11. Darth Maul isn't fit to wipe Vader's ass...

he got whacked by a PADAWAN for Force sake. :P

[Elidor]

12. How did he die, anyway?

I've never bothered after Part 1. God, it all went to hell so fast. Not even Natalie Portman could keep me interested.

[MallRat]

9. He has a bold, new vision for the galaxy.

And he's a resolute leader who doesn't flip-flop, unlike those namby-pamby pacifist weenies in the Rebellion, Mon Mothma and Bail Organa.

:eyes:

-MR

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

10. Vader/Palpatine in '08!