The make your own Lifetime Original Movie title Thread

[Beware the Beast Man]

here's mine:

"Go Fuck Yourself: A Vice President's Struggle"
Next Thursday at 9 on Lifetime.

[Melodybe]

1. The Stanger Next Door, who raped my daughter, impregnated her,

cheated on his beaten wife, and then stalked us all.

Every Lifetime movie title in a nutshell.

[New Dem]

4. and don't forget

the other ingredient...either the daughter or the wife will get amnesia! :)

[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. "Landed: A Fruadulant President's National Air Guard Service"

[sundog]

3. "Baby Powder No More : The Mary Kate & Ashley Olson Story"

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[Endangered Specie]

5. Cages Whips and Chains: The Life and Times of Jack Ryan

[Endangered Specie]

6. Adolf: Speaker, Inspirer, Leader - A film by the Young Repub's of America

hmmm, I guess thats more A&E but oh well

[Endangered Specie]

7. Oh Come! little children: The Life and Struggle of Michael Jackson

[Endangered Specie]

8. kick...

come on ppl this is a good thread!

[bleedingheart]

9. He Beat Me But Now He's Dead!

hahahaha

[oldcoot]

10. "The Golden Girls in Iraq: A Moment of Truth Movie"

This movie follows the true life story of four WACs who are recalled to fight in Iraq. Donald Rumsfeld guest stars as the wacky Secretary of Defense, who orders them to go find those weapons of mass destruction. This movie premieres at 9:00 on Lifetime, after "The Governor Who Groped Me: A Moment of Truth Movie."

[CO Liberal]

11. "Pills, Pills, and More Pills: The Rush Limabugh Story"

[Zomby Woof]

12. whatever the title

It should always star Lindsay Wagner and/or Valerie Bertinelli.

[Deja Q]

13. 'Brain, Brain, What is Brain?! - The Ann Coulter Story'

Based on true life.