SmileyBoy
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Fri Jul-23-04 06:39 PM
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| College light bulb jokes!!! |
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Edited on Fri Jul-23-04 06:42 PM by northwest
Pick a college (It can be your own, or another) and joke away!!
I'll start:
(My college)
How many North Dakota State students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the light bulb and the other to send a form e-mail out to 12,000 students announcing it was successfully changed.
(My college's rival)
How many South Dakota State students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They don't have electricity on the farm.
(My college's old rival)
How many U of North Dakota students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They all sit in the dark whacking off to their hockey team on TV.
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| Worst Username Ever
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Fri Jul-23-04 06:41 PM
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| 1. As a recovering frat boy, I'll contribute: |
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How many frat boys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten. One to change the lightbulb, and nine to design the t-shirt.
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| KamaAina
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Fri Jul-23-04 06:48 PM
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| 2. How many Yalies does it take to change a light bulb? |
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One, duh, unless it happens to be George W. Bush '68, in which case it takes a majority of the Supreme Court and a few thousand reservists.
This is very important because "Temporary" has a book review of "My Pet Goat" due for his Contemporary American Lit class in seven minutes. :evilgrin:
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| ThatPoetGuy
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Fri Jul-23-04 06:54 PM
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| 3. How many Sarah Lawrence girls does it take to change a light bulb? |
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That's women, you asshole, and it's NOT FUNNY!!!
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| SmileyBoy
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Fri Jul-23-04 08:41 PM
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| 4. Isn't Sarah Lawrence the most expensive college in the US??? |
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Or at least it used to be...
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| EstimatedProphet
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Fri Jul-23-04 08:58 PM
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| 5. How many Liberty University students does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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None! God made the darkness to throw the sinners and perverts into for eternity! REPENT YOU HEATHEN TRAITORS! JESUS WANTS YOU TO HATE EVERYONE BUT WHO I TELL YOU TO!
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| SmileyBoy
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Fri Jul-23-04 09:06 PM
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| 6. Gawd, I hate Liberty U. |
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Whenever I'm on the I-AA football message board, I always try to tell folks how much Liberty U. SUCKS. There's no Liberty fans on that board anyway. They probably filter the student's internet to the point of nothing.
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| MissMillie
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Fri Jul-23-04 09:10 PM
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| 7. How many Harvard Business School students does it take .... |
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.... to change a lightbulb?
Only one. He stands there holding the lightbulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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