Post your idea for a band name

[jpgray]

Mine would be 'The Shoeshine Boys', inspired by my love of underdogs everywhere.

[Dookus]

1. Dookus and the Cork Smokers

[jpgray]

4. My high school band was named "Caligula and the Ramrods"

We thought we were hilarious, and historically knowledgeable to boot.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Pissing Razors....

:)

[MrScorpio]

3. I don't have a band name, But I can title the first album

French electro-Jazz cuts

"Some French Onion Soup For Your Ass"

[slutticus]

5. Weeping Cardboard Jesus

[name not needed]

6. cock smoker

:P

[johnnie]

7. I had a band called

Johnnie and the Commodes back in high school.

[NightTrain]

8. Receding Bustline

:P

[jmowreader]

9. Legitimate Businessmen

Mafia dons all say they're "legitimate businessmen." That's where it comes from.

We'll wear 1930s-looking pinstripe suits and drive a 1930s luxury car (okay, a 1930s luxury car with new engine, transmission, rear end...) to gigs.

We'll play early rock.

[GOPisEvil]

10. Rampaging Mormons

[malachibk]

11. "Wandering Uterus"

When I first learned that back in the day "hysteria" was supposedly caused by a "wandering uterus" (it was wandering because it didn't have a baby in it) in an abnormal psych class a decade ago, I thought it was the *perfect* band name.

[jpgray]

12. Didn't contemporary doctors 'cure' that with crude vibrators?

Good band name, though. :D

[Fenris]

13. Reed Posey and Electricity Comes From Other Planets

Rogue Mormons
Jesus Christ Supercollider
Vatican City Rockers
Panama Birth Canal
Lavender Disaster
Malleus Maleficarum
Love in The Time of Robots
Bokanovsky Process
Larry King Kong

[flamingyouth]

22. Nice use of Malleus Maleficarum

20 Points for Fenris! :D

[Fenris]

23. Where did I learn that?

:D

[Elidor]

14. Twisted and the Degenerates

My friend Kevin Cool from Kentucky thought that up back in high school, about 1980.

Leo James and the Cult of Kool

An actual band name taken from an Alice in Chains song: Kiss the Midget. :thumbsup:

[RetroLounge]

15. I was in a band in my teens called

ICY EWE.

Logo was a sheep in an ice cube.

Don't remember why we used that name.

RL

[derrald]

16. Insta-Grate!

we'd specialise in electric powered graters that mince cheese with lasers.

[derrald]

17. ohhhhh! BAND name, not BRAND name

In that case,

West Virginia State Flower and the Rhododendrons

Jimmy Six and his Half Dozen Band

Frolicking Jesus

Or, Abra Cadabra Jesus

You can't go wrong with Jesus.

[emulatorloo]

18. Fun Band Name Generator at

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

Another at:

http://www.joescafe.com/bands/

Add your own words w this one:

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/srs7/sid=040723173603012217202199183907/g=home/s=funzone/fun/bng/

[DoctorBombay]

19. Unauthorized Fireworks

We will be post-punk college radio fare...

[flamingyouth]

20. The Valedictorians

for a high school garage band composed of smart geeks.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. Tonight at the Pit: "Everyone Gets Laid."

Not making this a sex thread...Just quoting from one of my favorite movies: PCU.
Duckie

[mitchum]

24. Battle of the bands between The Size Queens and Princess Tinymeat...

In all seriousness, I have long insisted that "Princess Tinymeat" would actually make a great Morrissey album title. It has all the elements:
royalty reference
self deprecating
Montgomery Clift reference

[Fenris]

25. Oooo send it to him!

[RetroLounge]

26. I once saw an old rusty white Semi Truck Trailer

here in Milwaukee in a storage lot with the words "Insta Whip" in big red letters. I thought, what a great band name.

Sure enough, about 6 months later a local band took that name...

RL

[dolo amber]

27. How 'bout...

"I hate my life. Every day I polish my revolver and shoot myself
in the head like a rock star."

:D

[ElsewheresDaughter]

28. Luv Canal ...logo a 55 gal drum laying on it side with liquid spilling out

or

1/2 There

Half There

[Anarcho-Socialist]

29. Hloy catsiht