What could he POSSIBLY be saying?

[Bundbuster]

to the Urban League?

[asjr]

1. That's how high I want you to jump.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. "I've had it up to here with you people..now vote for me or else!"

He's such a maroon.

[jjmalonejr]

3. If you were standing in front of me, I'd rub your head.

[Bundbuster]

4. "I'm sho happy to be here...

at the NAACP convention!"

[Stew225]

5. Look Mamas, no hair! eom

[elperromagico]

6. "I'd like to introduce y'all to Harvey... "

[pagerbear]

14. Don't you dare associate that evil man with that delightful movie!

I will hurt you if you do!

[elperromagico]

16. I already did.

But I get the feeling Bush's Harvey is a pink elephant.

[pagerbear]

18. That's worse than blaspheming against the BVM!

I can let you blaspheme against Jesus or the Blessed Virgin Mary, but absolutely not against Jimmy Stewart! Hav eyou no decency, man?!

[elperromagico]

19. I have here in my hand a list of 205 card-carrying members

of the Invisible Rabbits Union, which is a strongarm outfit of the Comma-nist Party.

[AlCzervik]

7. "If you stacked up the lies i've told this week, it'd be bout this high"

"Now the lies i'll be telling you folks today, much higher, like the pie."

[zeemike]

8. This is about leadership.

I have a plan to make cotton grow this high so you don't have to stoop so low to pick it. Now that is real economic progress that you will not get from Kerry.

[Flaxbee]

9. He's trying to show how high the pie is...

ya know what I mean? We've made the pie this high, so be grateful!

[cliss]

10. heh heh.

Funny posts! All of them. Of course, the funniest of them all is George BeetleBush. He has all the sincerity of a used car salesman. I also notice that when he's having a tough time, his face becomes blotchy. The left corner of his mouth sags down.

I've also noticed that if you look at pictures of Bush holding a "speech", the people listening to him are often frowning, or at least not smiling, or even looking down. I was so surprised when I noticed that.

People know in their hearts, or maybe even in their psyches, that this man is bad for everyone.

[Bundbuster]

11. Not to get serious, but

"According to People For The American Way (PFAW), William Coors gave a speech In 1984 in which he reportedly told a largely African American audience that "one of the best things they did for you is to drag your ancestors over here in chains." Later in the speech, he asserted that weakness in the Zimbabwe economy was due to black Africans' 'lack of intellectual capacity.'"

Full article:
http://gadflyer.com/articles/?ArticleID=173

[Guy Fawkes]

12. Bow witta bow da bang da bang diggy...What, I thought you people liked rap

(qoute marks wouldn't fit, so here they are "")

[pagerbear]

13. "Make the pie higher"

[AwakeAtLast]

15. "This is how we keep you down,

Apply pressure, not letting up, not letting up. And there you go!"


BTW, on the news coverage I saw of this event, the audience barely applauded him at all. They looked like they wanted to roast him over an open fire.

[Bundbuster]

17. I just saw it too

He was as pathetic and gonzo as at the April "press conference."