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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 12:16 AM
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I got the Batteries for Bush's Hearing aid when he talks to GOD, ask me
anything.............except where I got the batteries and the Brand.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 12:28 AM
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1. Does God use obscenities
when he talks with the squatter?



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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 12:34 AM
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3. Fucking A he does... scolds Bush all the time, gives um hell
but Bush cannot hear good cause I got the special batteries. So Bush improvises what he thinks he heard....

Then God swears at him again... its SO redundant
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 12:30 AM
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2. Does god use a laugh track?
Somehow that seems appropriate with Bush.
Bush: <on cue> he,he,he (smirk).
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 12:39 AM
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4. God don need a laugh track...He laughs at Bush all the time. Its
got to the point where God sets him up for laughs. Whispers into his ear things to say and when Bush repeats....everyone laughs, including
God....who has this silly smirk....

He even trips Bush or makes him fall off of horses and Segways.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 01:12 AM
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5. Ahhh
Come, we channel "Democracy Now" into the earpiece!

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 01:14 AM
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6. Bush would hear it as "Theocracy Now" he being of poor hearing
and vision.
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 01:28 AM
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7. LOL of the night
some Hawaiian vulcanism for you, Pacific gem.

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-24-04 11:17 AM
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8. Very good for Hot Digs and Marshmellows.....
Needs loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong sticks......o
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