Plug-N-Pray Software

[arwalden]

http://www.plug-pray.org/ENG/Home.html



Do you need to change religion to grab the chance for a career outlook? Are you going to work abroad? Getting a new customized god is easy with Plug'n'Pray. A new spirituality and a new respectability can be yours at a mouse click.

Religious Gurus from all over the world compiled these kits for you. Religious and cultural habits are fully illustrated: audio and video files will teach you everything about prayers, mortification and purification rituals, as well as ready to use supplications, special formulas and sacred functions.


http://www.plug-pray.org/ENG/Inside.html

Each kit contains:

The Holy Book, the software and the quick Converter. == The Holy Book CD-ROM installation software and the Quick Converter, so you can step in your new religion immediately.

"Cut & Wear Cards". == Religious symbols and attires are fully explained and illustrated. You can explore the differences among them and their most appropriate use.

Additional Conversion Accelerator® card for your PC. == The optional PnP Conversion Accelerator® card will give a tremendous thrust to your plug-in performances.

Software guides.== Printed installation manuals and all the guides you may possible need.

Online assistance. == Online assistance card with secret codes to access our call center.

[mermaid]

1. This Is A Joke, Right??

PLEASE tell me this is a joke!
PLEASE tell me this is satire!!

How to become a "Christian" 101:

Step 1. Become an arrogant, intolerant, hateful, bigoted asshole
Step 2. Seek to squash the rights, fredoms, and happiness of all your chosen enemies.
Step 3. Learn to justify all these horrible actions in the name of God.
Step 4. Get a Bible to thump on, just for shpow...For God's sake, don't actually READ it!
Step 5. If anyone EVER disagrees with you, repeat after me..."God says I'm right." End of debate.
Step 6. Repeat any/all of the above steps as needed.

No offense intended to TRUE Christians out there...I know there ARE some...wish y'all would be a bit more vocal, though.

[arwalden]

3. Don't Be Silly... Of Course It Is A Joke Site

... and the Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists are all skewered as well.

Don't get too tense... just laugh.

-- Allen

[mermaid]

5. Oh, I Wasn't Getting My Panties All Up In A Wad...

I was merely offering my OWN course on "How to become Christian, 101"

I figured THIS had to be a joke...

[arwalden]

6. I'm An Idiot! Thanks For Clearing That Up For Me... I Was Worried

unnecessarily for just a second there. Sometimes it's difficult for me to figure out when someone's actually agreeing with me when all I have is ASCII and no vocal inflections and hidden half-smiles or winks. ;-)

-- Allen

edit: emphasis

[mermaid]

7. No Problem...Glad I Could Clear That Up For Ya!! n/t

n/t

[Gothic Sponge]

2. Nice! I'm agnostic, so....

I guess my kit would come with a bunch of unlabeled discs and a cryptic user manual. ;)

[arwalden]

4. Check Out The Protestant/Catholic and Hebrew/Muslim "Switch Kits"

http://www.plug-pray.org/ENG/KitSwitch.html

Are you on the border where religious communities mix and discrimination rages? Switch religion with the Plug'n'Pray Switch Edition and choose the most convenient one for your present situation.

[mermaid]

8. Nah...The Agnostic Set Would Also Require PROOF Of Delivery...LOL

n/t

[BlueJazz]

10. Don't feel bad...I'm an Atheist and all ....

..that my Kit contains is an empty box!

[Ezlivin]

9. Virus Alert!

Don't install this software! I installed the "Christian Kit" and found that as a part of the installation process it automatically removed all conflicting software. And if you run the updater and get the "Rapture" option, the software will destroy all files on your drive, then remove itself from the hard drive.

Now I'm at Atheist 1.0 and things are very stable. In fact, my system is running much better since the software no longer takes 10% of all CPU power.

[arwalden]

11. Very Good!! ROFLMAO!!

I look forward to more posts like that one. --- Welcome to DU EZLivin!

-- Allen