DS1
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:20 PM
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Your dog shits in your flower bed, you take your shotgun and blast the poo into the ground.
I don't know why I thought about this. I was just lying on my back in my backyard looking up at the stars, and it popped into my head.
Zero responses to this thread would not offend me.
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:24 PM
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You let the grass grow up to the fender of the truck then you douse it with used motor oil and scorch it black.
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:27 PM
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2. That's like paying it forward, for Republicans, pouring that |
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precious liquid gold back into the ground :7
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:35 PM
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:47 PM
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4. Good point. There I am being all complicated again |
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I guess I'd be a lousy redneck. Although feeding the free-yard chickens to eventually feed said goats in winter would be a chore..
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Sat Jul-24-04 11:59 PM
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5. White-Painted Tires in Landscaping 101. Learn it. |
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:19 AM
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6. okay, but I need a fast-track here, how should I mask the grass? |
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or should I just clip the white grass and smoke it ?
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:35 AM
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8. Ceramic squirrels and plastic deer. nt |
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:31 AM
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7. I'll assume you were engaged in activist multitasking when you wrote this |
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Edited on Sun Jul-25-04 12:31 AM by jpgray
So long as you assume the same for my sophomoric and navel-gazing equitable societies thread.
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:40 AM
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10. In all honesty, I have no idea what you mean by navel-gazing |
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:shrug:
I was just flat on my back in the grass looking up at the stars peeking through the clouds, and it hit me. I live with a roommate that has two labradors, and he picks up their shit, I was thankful that after laying down I wasn't covered in said shit, and realized that in order to truly fertilize, shit should be pushed into the ground. Shotgun was my first idea. Maybe it's me that's the redneck :scared:
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:36 AM
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9. redneck? Growing a green lawn in a desert climate that's redneck. |
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Lawns are so stupid. Kill your's today, then please, by all means, kill mine.
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:40 AM
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12. No deserts around here, yet... |
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Global warming doesn't exist, Rush said so, it has to be true.
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Sun Jul-25-04 12:40 AM
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11. Before you remove the wheels off of a car |
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Drive back and forth over the poop and it will drive it down into the soil which will make for better planting.
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