What sentence are you looking forward to hearing soon?

[ronnykmarshall]

Mine: At this hour, we can now project that John Forbes Kerry has been elected the 44th President of the United States.

[Champion Jack]

1. President Bush, how do you plead?

[ronnykmarshall]

2. I like that too!

[acmavm]

5. You beat me to it. Mine was "ABC News today has learned that

ex-pResident bush* has been indicted by the World Court on multiple charges. He has been handed over to the Hague for trial along with Dick Cheney, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, and Condoleeza Rice."

[amber dog democrat]

3. I've decided you don't need to go on vacation after all.

the less said the better.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yes.

Now I just have to figure who to ask and what the question will be. :D

[mermaid]

6. Mr. Kenneth Lay, I Hereby Sentence You To....

n/t

[NMDemDist2]

7. I, John Forbes Kerry, do solemnly swear.... n/t

[Bertha Venation]

8. I, uh, I have just called, Senator Kerry to, uh, to congratulate him

This election might be the first one I stay up for.

[ronnykmarshall]

13. Me too!

I wish we could set up a conference call with all the DU'ers.

[Bertha Venation]

15. It'll be a lot easier for you to stay up than for me --

We have to wait for your polls to close. Poor Hawaiians! :)

[ronnykmarshall]

16. I'll call ya when he wins

and then we can make prank calls to the White House.

"Hello, this is U-Haul calling. We have a van reserved for Mrs. Laura 'Pickles' Bush for January 20th. It seems that her credit card has been declined."

[Bertha Venation]

18. heh - how 'bout this one

Hello, West Wing Office Manager? This is Dell Computers, again. I understand you'll soon be leaving your position. Can you tell me when we'll receive payment for these twenty gross of "W" keys?

[ronnykmarshall]

21. LOL!

You owe me a new monitor! I just spit a cape cod on it! :silly:

[Bertha Venation]

24. Fair enough.

:silly: indeed.

(what's a cape cod? I hope it's not a fish cocktail...)

[ronnykmarshall]

26. Vodka and Cranberry

w/ a bass on the side :silly:

[2cents]

9. Here's your check for winning the lottery. n/t

[candy]

10. It's the first day of fall !!!

I hate the summer---sorry this isn't political but the header didn't suggest that it should be.

[Nite Owl]

11. "Looks like John Kerry has won this election in a

landslide and will be working with a Democratic Congress."

[RFKHumphreyObama]

12. My choice

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

John Forbes Kerry, January 20 2005

[ronnykmarshall]

14. Here's another ...

Somewhere in Maine (or Texas) ol' Bug Eyes will be holding her head on election night nursing a cocktail moaning "Oh, my beautiful mind. Oh, my beautiful mind!"

[VoteDemocratic2004]

17. What I would like to hear is

"I found someone else and I want to be honest with you I have been scamming you all along...good by".

It would put a closure on a relationship in my life and I could move on if it was admitted to me.

[GCP]

19. George W. Bush I sentence you to 20 years to life

For crimes against humanity.

[achtung_circus]

20. Now baby, now nt

[scarlet_owl]

22. The sentence I'm looking forward to has nothing to do with politics.

I'm waiting for "Mrs. Zimmerman, you're pregnant."

[MaryBear]

23. "I'd like to make an appointment."

[Jack Rabbit]

25. Actually . . .

At this hour, we can now project that John Forbes Kerry has been elected the 43rd President of the United States, ending the four-year long vacancy of the office during the interregnum of the Bush dictatorship.

[DS1]

27. Here's the keys to your new M5

:7

I guy can dream

[jdonaldball]

28. "John Aschcroft's body was found with his

gay lover Karl Rove in an apparent double suicide after warrants were issued for their arrest."

[Beaverhausen]

29. "Mr. Limbaugh, You are hereby sentenced to 15 years in jail

for your conviction on doctor shopping, conspiring to acquire illegal drugs and for being an all-around asshole."


on a personal note:

"Honey, I think you're right...we should try again. I'm willing to try and make it work."

[ikojo]

30. George W to the Repuke CONvention

"I will not seek nor will I accept the nomination of my party to be your president. I will be handing myself over to the authorities at the close of this speech. I will take no questions as I have been advised by my attorneys not to answer any questions until the World Court Trial. I hereby resign my position as the president of the United States. It was an office I had neither earned nor won honestly."