Name some bad pick up lines.

[SarahB]

Here's mine for the evening:

"You have the most beautiful driver's license picture I've ever seen." and other further elaborations on the subject.

I had to go to Walgreen's to pick up a pack of diapers an hour ago. I had to write a check. Not sure where Mr Cashier Guy thought it would lead, but I give him an A for effort anyway.

[Renew Deal]

1. Nice shoes

Wanna fuck?

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Wanna f**k???

Preferred response: "Yes, but not with you."

[Jim Sagle]

4. The best reply to a bad pickup line was unloaded on writer Harlan Ellison.

His line was, "What do you say to a little fuck?"

The reply: "Go away, little fuck."

[salinen]

3. "My herpes is in submission"

[Bluebear]

5. Margaret Cho: "I see some hot guy and go over and say...

STICK IT IN!"

[GOPisEvil]

6. Do you believe in love at first sight,

or do I have to walk by again?

[jdonaldball]

7. "I am searching for an appropriate vessel

in which to plant my Aryan seed for the sake of the improvement of the Race."
(Er, no I've never said that to anyone. I'm not a pure Aryan :-)

[name not needed]

8. Bend over and grab your ankles

:P

[General Zod]

9. I might not be Fred Flintstone.......

.....but I sure can make your bed rock!

[TlalocW]

10. An ex-girlfriend got this one once

You remind me of a 15-pound bass... I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

I thought it was hilarious when she told me about getting that a year before we started dating.

TlalocW

[Lefty48197]

11. Chicks buying diapers are just asking to get picked up

Your premoistened towlettes, or mine?

[name not needed]

12. Ever had your shit pushed in?

note to matcom: Pulling your penis out in public and singing "I'm a Little Teapot" is NOT a pickup line. :D

[comradebillyboy]

13. i'll show you new york the way that

leonardo saw the roof of the sistine chapel

[Endangered Specie]

14. YOu look like my second wife... how many times you been married?...

none.

[texas1928]

15. Are those space pants?

cause your ass is out of this world.

[Endangered Specie]

16. YOu look like you go to church alot.... and why is that...

Your the type that just shouts "Oh, GOD!" when I look at ya.

[Endangered Specie]

17. I think Ive seen you at the Hardware store before.... Really?...

Yes I understand you were looking for a good hammer/screws/nails.

[jdonaldball]

18. "I'll bet you've been rejected as often as I have"

[DS1]

19. Got tickets to the gun show?

What gun show

*guy points to his biceps*

THESE guns!

:eyes:

[The Great Escape]

20. This Face Is Leaving In Ten Minutes....and I Want You To Be On It...

I think that is pretty bad!

[Maestro]

21. Okay, well, uh I have never used these but...

Can I borrow a quarter? <"What for?"> I want to call your mother and thank her.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Some of these lines will surely show up in the next Leisure Suit Larry PC game.

[ploppy]

22. You have

skin like Noxema. :+

[guitar man]

23. Moustache rides are

FREE!

[-..__...]

24. I'd eat a mile of your shit...

just to sniff your asshole.

Ok, that's bad. What's even worse is the type of chick who would be receptive to that kind of pick-up line.

[Selwynn]

27. HAhahahahhahahahah damn, that's a winner.

[guitar man]

28. I thought it was

"just to see where it came from"

anyway, a "golden oldie" no matter how it ends.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. My husband

(former Army) always heard that one as "I'd eat a mile of her corn-riddled shit just to see where it came from."

Ug ug and UG again. Ick.

[jdonaldball]

25. "I joined The Silver Ring Thing and I want to stay a Virgin"

[Ivan Zero]

26. I seem to have lost my phone number ...

Can I borrow yours?