How to Talk to a Ann Coulter (If You Must): The way the world really is

[LynneSin]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1400054184/qid=1090862195/sr=8-3/ref=pd_ka_3/104-4861157-9441556?v=glance&s=books&n=507846



So our favorite male, I mean female author Ann Coulter has another Shrill book coming out. She'll sell about 100k copies and the rest will be bulked and given out free at Toby Keith and Wayne NEwton concerts.

Who does this idiot think she is? I've tried talking to shrills like Ann Coulter and all their conversation is pretty much summed up as "It's Bill Clinton's Fault" and "We at War so you better support our pResident"

Personally I'm finding some great Photoshopping oppotunities with the book cover but I'm not very good at using photoshop (I'm artistically challenged).

So if you had to talk to Ann Coulter what suggestions might you have??

[shoelace414]

1. When did you stop beating your wife?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. Ask and ye shall receive

It's a slow day here... lemme see what I can do.

[LoZoccolo]

3. "Prove it."

I'm not talking about anything political.

[DS1]

4. So THAT'S what Eric Roberts is up to these days

:evilgrin:

[indigobusiness]

5. Is that a bullet-proof vest

she's wearing?

[Somawas]

6. That ear

looks like it might be Vulcan. But's that's not logical.

[LynneSin]

7. I swear they do some major touchup on that woman

because every picture I've seen of her she looks like some anoexetic skank

I mean look at the gal

[mark11727]

14. Jeebus, she's got skinny arms.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. You like?

[SarahB]

9. Why does he/she/it have to lie about his/her/it's age?

I don't get that. If you can't be honest about something so basic about yourself, why should anyone believe you? It won't make you any younger, Ann!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. She wants to know how to talk to us?

Shall we fax her a copy of the Charter of the United Nations and the Geneva Convention?

[LynneSin]

11. Maybe just the US Constitution and Bill of Rights

she's obviously not read those either!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. So many big words, so few pictures.

[Ganja Ninja]

12. To begin with I would start off by giving her a strong ...

backhanded slap to the kisser. Then I would say as sincerely as I could "SHUT THE F**K UP BITCH!" If that failed to get her attention I would resort to a severe pistol whipping.

[mac56]

15. She has scary eyes.

Kind of helter-skelter eyes.