Will someone volunteer to hit me any time I think of eating garlic again?

[Khephra]

I'll even let you hit me with a bat.

:puke:

I just had some noodles with a touch...not much...just a touch of garlic, and now I want to die.

Please kill me.

[skypilot]

1. I guess I can't hit you with...

...a bunch of garlic cloves, huh? But sure, what the hell, I'll knock you around.:)

[Khephra]

2. Not unless you can knock me out

if not, I'll probably just get sick all over you and me.

[KinkyDem]

3. Can I?

Please.

:spank:

[Khephra]

8. With a name like "KinkyDem"

I'd have to have a list of referrals. It sounds like you might be too professional for me. ;-)

[KinkyDem]

13. Referrals?

I can supply those.

And no I am not a professional. Practiced perhaps but I do what I do for free.

[Kellanved]

4. Vampire!

Now, where have I left my stake?

[Khephra]

7. Hey! Vampires are some of my best friends!

They just suck off each other though.

[jobycom]

5. Just pass me the garlic

I love the stuff, and I'm not as vampiric as you, apparently.

Do you respond this way to Holy Water?

[Khephra]

6. Nah, I'm a Discordain Pope

I can make holy water at need.

I am pale, gothic, and tend to avoid the light. Maybe Mother Nature is telling me something?

[jobycom]

12. She's telling you

that you're Gollum?

[yellowcanine]

9. Why? Garlic is good for you, so I have heard. Supposedly wards off colds

and such - maybe by keeping germ-laden people at a safe distance. Heh.

[Skittles]

10. I will come over to kick your ass, Kef

as long as you don't breathe on me. :o

[LiberalEsto]

11. Oh goody! More for me!

Seriously, could you be allergic to garlic?
I recently found out I've become allergic to onions. I get seriously sick if I eat them. Dehydrated onion flakes are the only kind I can tolerate. Shallots make me sick too. But for some reason, garlic doesn't.