Will someone (18-24, pert, blonde) volunteer to hit on me?

[Westegg]

[JVS]

1. Get me too!

[chiburb]

2. M or F ?

[JVS]

5. I've never heard of men being described as pert

[SarahB]

7. The profile says male though.

funky

[JVS]

10. That describes the prospective someone, not the original poster

[Westegg]

14. Hey, you're smart! (wink, wink...)

Oh, see, now I'm the hitter, not the hitee. That's not how this game works. I must learn patience and self-control. Mama always told me...

[SarahB]

19. I guess I can see that now.

I'm blonde and quite pert, but I'm too old (32), so I'll get back to my knitting in my rocking chair I guess. :D

[Westegg]

8. You have to travel in the right, uh, circles.

[JVS]

11. Are you a fellow Pittsburgher

and are you talking about the circle of legendary fame?

[Westegg]

15. Fellow 'burgher, yeah, but I was talking about the broader...

...circles of the lusty and libertine.

[Westegg]

6. Kids, I'll eat anything.

[Poiuyt]

3. Male or female?

[dorktv]

4. no.

[Westegg]

9. (sigh...)

[dorktv]

13. Well I can not hit on you. I am a 25 year old brunette who is

not pert. I am perky occasionally though.

[Westegg]

16. Perky's good. I can do perky.

[dorktv]

17. Yes but are you geeky?

[Westegg]

20. 'Fraid not. Sorry.

[dorktv]

21. Well it was not meant to be. Can we be friends instead?

[Westegg]

23. We already are, in my book.

[Lefta Dissenter]

12. how 'bout someone

18+24?

[Westegg]

18. Sure, I can make it a threesome. Oh wait, you mean....

42. Well, if you're as sexy as T.Heinz Kerry, sure!

[southpaw]

22. I prefer Prell...

And brunette. Preferably over 35.