Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:21 PM
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Poll question: Wrestling fans: Who would win this cage match? |
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Is that what it's called? When two wrestlers fight each other inside a cage, so no one can get away?
I had to think of a way to turn this untenable situation -- my inability to make sense of the right wing nut job's pronouncements of the looks of liberal women, let alone all her other insipid, vile, bullshit hateful spew -- into utter absurdity!!
So, who would win this one, then?
In alphabetical order, the contestants are
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flamingyouth
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:23 PM
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1. The smart money is on Bertha! |
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:hi: And I want front-row seats, please! I'll make you a great sign! :D
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Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:31 PM
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4. it'll be a short match |
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the winner would be the one with a brain and a good self-image :bounce:
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flamingyouth
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:32 PM
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bigwillq
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:25 PM
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2. Bertha, Bertha, Bertha |
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The crowd cheers, Bertha takes Ann's hair and whips her against the cage. Ann tries to get up just before Bertha lays a leg kick to the gut. Bertha takes Ann's head and slams it down to the mat. Ann is unconscious.
Bertha makes a break for it, climbs the cage, is right at the top ready to make the descent down to win the match and out of no where, oh, no,
Ann is back up and climbing the cage....
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Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:30 PM
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3. yikes -- give that man a ringside announcer contract |
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That's far more interesting than any of the two-second snippets of wrestling that I've ever been able to force myself to watch. :D
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bigwillq
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:36 PM
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6. Ann is half way up the cage as Bertha begins the descent down |
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Bertha is just second from victory but Ann is climbing fast and reached the top of the cage, she begins her downward climb and almost reached Bertha when....
Ok, we have to break now and pay some bills even though you bought this special for $109.99 on pay-per-view
We'll be right back
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Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 08:15 PM
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12. damn the inventor of the commercial |
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can't wait to see how this one turns out . . . come on, bigwillq, don't let me down!
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Dookus
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:40 PM
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would upset that piewagon in a second.
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bigwillq
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:43 PM
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What you talking 'bout?
Bertha is the reigning PWA (Political Wrestling Association) champion, 2 years running. Unstoppable.
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Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 08:19 PM
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What's her costume look like?
Dang, I like this thread. This is fun.
/unabashed conceit
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Tue Jul-27-04 04:55 PM
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you'd kick her narrow little-boy behind! break her like a stick!
and then give her a lecture she'd never recover from!
:hi:
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bigwillq
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:20 PM
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10. We're back folks with Bertha and Ann both at the top of the cage |
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Ann has her arms around Bertha, Bertha's trying to poke Ann's eyes out--oh no, Ann tosses Bertha back into the ring and Ann begins her descent down the cage to an almost certain victory--wait who is that flying...it looks like...
It's Michael Moore.... He is swinging from a rope attached to the stadium roof...Oh my God, what the hell is he doing here...
Michael swings onto the cage throws Ann back into the cage and helps Bertha from the cage and down to safety on the stadium floor...this is unbelievable...Michael Moore has done it again!!
He put the screws to the RETHUGS!!
Bertha WINS!! BERTHA WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bertha Venation
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Tue Jul-27-04 08:18 PM
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Sounds more like Michael wins, but who cares. After all, Dean is the Man, but we'll be electing Kerry. It's a team effort, no?
So, when you gonna be sending out those resumes & demo tapes? Stu Nahan's got nothing on you.
(he's the only ringside announcer I could think of, and I think he only did it in one of the "Rocky" movies.)
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MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-27-04 05:28 PM
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11. Bertha, You'd kick her skinny ass from here to next Tuesday |
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And I'd be loving every minute of it.
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Tue Jul-27-04 08:17 PM
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:bounce:
Thanks for the vote of confidence. (I need the comfort. Seeing Howard Dean speaking tonight, I'm a big fucking crybaby.)
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Tue Jul-27-04 08:19 PM
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15. You'd tear her limb from limb. |
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