Planning a bachelor party is a pain in the ass!

[JVS]

All these damn people to contact. Too many people leaving town to go to weddings (get your priorities straight, people) Arrangements to haul people's drunk butts around. At least this damned thing is going to happen. The bachelorette party has been cancelled due to lack of interests (of course she did get a lot of presents at the bridal shower). I will not, nay cannot allow this to happen to the bachelor party! It is my holy obligation to pull this thing off. This will go well even if that means I must level half of the city!

[soothsayer]

1. YOu know, it can just be a nice party with the guys

Doesn't have to be a tour de force of debauchery.

[JVS]

2. It going to be pretty low key as is

1 Grill at the house.
2 Go to favorite bars and have a few drinks
3 Go to strip-club
4 Get carted to groom's house to crash

The main problem is that we have 9 people coming, which is more than a minivan's worth of people, but not enough to hire a van to drive us around on a cheap per head basis. For the per head price to be cheap we'd need around 14. One of my friends who doesn't know the groom agreed to help me by being designated driver of the family minivan, but if we don't get another few people we'll need another vehicle with another designated driver

[TX-RAT]

6. We hired a U-Haul and a designated driver.

Set up pic-Nick tables in the back, it was great. We went to all the bars and strip joints, was having a blast until we were pulled over by local police. Now just try to be quiet with 14 drunks in the back of a u-haul. When they opened the back door, their jaws dropped. It was especially interesting when the 1/2 gallon of vodka came rolling out and hit the officer on the foot. Luckily nobody went to jail. It was nice of them to give us a police escort all the way to the edge of town.

[HEyHEY]

3. If my buddy's party was any indication

Things only really get rolling the night of the party.

[MrScorpio]

4. If Tom Hanks shows up...

RUN LIKE HELL!!!!

[JVS]

5. I will

I hate that bastard. Hasn't made a decent flick since Dragnet.