MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:30 PM
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What dental treatment would you give Ann Coulter? |
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Don't worry. Your malpractice insurance has got your back.
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:31 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:32 PM
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:32 PM
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koopie57
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:33 PM
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her big mouth shut count as dental work?
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MrScorpio
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:35 PM
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4. I think Cat 6 Cable would work quite nicely |
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:36 PM
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Just above the fist-sized adam's apple.
Ever notice you never see Steven Tyler and Ann Coulter together...?
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:43 PM
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6. (Apologies to the "Cowboys From Hell") |
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:44 PM
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7. I'd stab that bitch in the face |
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:46 PM
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17 root canals without lidocaine or gas. I would extract a few teeth just for the heck of it while I'm at it. Scrape her gums...ALL of her gums. Give her shots of saline in the roof of her mouth (and tell her it's lidocaine). (The roof of the mouth hurts like the dickens when a needle is applied!)
Then I'd leave the root canaled teeth with no crowns. Dead teeth=brittle teeth=they bust within a year.
Yep, that'll about do it.
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:49 PM
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"Is it safe?"
"Is is SAFE?"
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Tue Jul-27-04 10:47 PM
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12. I think that leaving her nerves intact, |
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exposed and very much 'alive' would be a nice touch and an added bonus. For us :-)
Pure agony if you've ever been unlucky enough to experience tooth nerve pain.
Now I'm thinking...........ice cubes :evilgrin:
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:51 PM
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10. Incisor Removal - Stat! |
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SHe has a very serious condition in which she must constantly chew on Democrats all day and all night. If she stops for more than a few minutes, her teeth will grow through her head.
Radical surgery may be able to save her.
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Tue Jul-27-04 09:54 PM
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11. I'd remove her Canines... |
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Tue Jul-27-04 10:49 PM
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13. I would violently yank any unerupted wisdom teeth out with pliers |
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After first digging them to the surface with red-hot tweezers. Then I would proceed to break all of her teeth with a hammer and place crowns on each one, making sure to put extra, extra cement under the gums so she would have MUCHO pain.
No sadistic tendencies here! Couldn't happen to a nicer witch!
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Wed Jul-28-04 06:11 AM
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14. Remove ALL of her teeth to help her with her chosen profession: |
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fellating conservative old white men
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Wed Jul-28-04 06:13 AM
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15. Full tongue extraction. She can keep her teeth. |
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Wed Jul-28-04 06:32 AM
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16. I'd transplant her asshole where her mouth is, so she could do |
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better what she already does so well! * Talk TOTAL Shit! A GOPerghoul like her, only has two moving parts anyway, that's the mouth and the asshole and they're interchangeable!
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Wed Jul-28-04 06:58 AM
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to let her stew in her own self-loathing, hatred, & rage.
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