School Adds Marijuana, Wine To School Lunches To Make Them Taste Good

[matcom]

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STATE-run primary school in the central Indian state of Chhattisgarh resorted to stirring spirits and marijuana into the school lunch to keep meals tasty, a report said.

The cook in the primary school in Chhattisgarh's Mahasamund district was caught out after parents complained last week to government officials, the Press Trust of India news agency said.

A magisterial inquiry confirmed the parents' misgivings.

"It was found that liquor was added to (the water) to prepare rice and 'bhang' to dal (a spicy lentil dish) to make it tasty," said Manish Kumar Tyagi, the district collector of Mahasamund.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10269742%255E13762,00.html

[DoYouEverWonder]

1. Maybe we could hire these folks

has outside contractors, to spice up the food in our schools? I bet you wouldn't have attendence problems anymore.

[tooie]

2. that was a stupid move..

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

3. Great cure for...

...those anorexic kids, too.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. mmmmmmmmm - tasty!

[GOPisEvil]

5. I bet all the kids were ready at nap time, too.

[SarahB]

7. That's what I was thinking.

That kind of lunch would just knock me out. :boring:

[supernova]

6. I want to go to school in India!

:D

Somehow our school lunches were never that exciting.

[ChoralScholar]

8. Deep Fried Burritos and Square Pizza

were all we ever got :( I want booze and weed in my school lunch too!

[jmowreader]

9. "Sahib, you said to find a way to cut down on food waste!"

Yeah, give the kids the munchies and you'll only need a little garbage can for the used paper napkins.