If you were a Simpsons character you would be:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Me - the Comic Book guy


Coltrane - best.musician.ever!

Or Lisa - always on my soapbox (plus she loves jazz saxaphone!)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. Who said Ned-diddly-ed?

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Ix-nay on the Oammar-may.

I was born a snakehandler, and I'll die a snakehandler.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Iltook you more for a Barney than Kid Gruesome

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Actually, I am closest to Homer.

But you asked which charater "would" I be. You know, like I had a choice. So I said Moe.

In all honesty, my closest cartoon incarnation is Peter Griffin. Except I'm a bit slimmer.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Well - I'm more of a Baby Stewey

"As for you, kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years in frozen carbonite!"

[flamingyouth]

9. Yes, I can see you as Homer too

beeeellllllccchhhhh :hi:

[terrya]

6. Waylon Smithers, of course. :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. You sayin' you have an extensive Malibu Stacey collection?

or that you love elderly men?

:)

[terrya]

12. I like OLDER men. And I did play with Barbies when I was a kid.

Awfully close, don't you think? :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Absolutely!

This is you:

this is me:

Kind of scary huh?

[terrya]

19. Comic Book Guy has a devotion that's kind of nice. Although..

that romance he had with Principal Skinner's mother was a bit weird.

But what am I saying... Mr. Burns and me...ewwwwwwwww.

:-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. I think Lucy Lawless is hot too!

He's so like me its creepy!

Or am I like him?

[flamingyouth]

8. Lisa - obviously, for numerous reasons

First off, I wouldn't have to readjust to a new name. And I'm way smarter more sensitive and than anyone around me. :evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. And you're as humble as troy McLure!

:D

[flamingyouth]

17. That's right! He'd be my second choice!

:D

[mac56]

10. Lisa on my best days.

Homer on my worst.

So - Homer.

[Mike Daniels]

11. Ralph Wiggum

More for his good traits of uncrushable enthusiasm and his joy of discovery then his less honorable ones (too many to mention).

[Screaming Lord Byron]

13. Dr. Nick.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Oh, you went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

21. You need a complete nosectomy!

The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy! See you in the operating place.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. "Holy smokes!

You need booze!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

23. Just call 1-800-DOCTORB

The extra B is for 'Bargain'.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

24. "Well if it isn't my friend old friend Mr. Mcgreg,

with leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

26. I'll perform any operation for $129.95!

Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap! All right, Fred. You've tried the best, now try the rest!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. "Buy now and you will get a free bottle of sun and run.

The suntan lotion that also work as a laxative."

[Screaming Lord Byron]

30. Now, if something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved!

One hand washes the other. Oh, that reminds me! These gloves came free with my toilet brush!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. "If you're not sure about something

rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper, turns clear, its your window to weight gain. Bye bye, everybody."

[CanuckAmok]

33. "Flammable...inflammable...what a country!"

[CanuckAmok]

34. Sarcastic Middle-Aged Guy" - "Hey palie, here's a movie for ya...

...'A Fridge Too Far'!"

[dr.strangelove]

14. Carl - The supporting friend

Always by Lenny's side and keeping Mow in business. Thats me.

[tigereye]

25. Lisa

that was easy.

[noonwitch]

27. Ms. Krabapple

I'm not a teacher, but I do work with kids. I also smoke and am known to make some pretty cynical and sarcastic comments.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

29. Ha!

[name not needed]

31. Homer

I don't have to be careful. I have a gun. :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

35. Honk if you demand satisfaction

[Throckmorton]

36. I am the proto-type for Homer myself,

Beer, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm